Luke

Professional computer toucher

[Luke @LukeDadaway]

Devil: I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player too

Johnny: Weird flex, but okay

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Hello, AI still fucking sucks and you shouldn’t use it for art! Thank you goodbye.

[Luke @LukeDadaway]

@PlayApex so glad you did a ban wave, now all the cheaters are level 65 ruining gold and plat comp instead of masters 🤡🤡
Ban an IP for once

[ESPN @espn]

Chase Johnston's first two-point basket of the season was the game-winner in High Point's upset over Wisconsin 🔥

📸 C. Morgan Engel/NCAA Photos via Getty Images

[Luke @LukeDadaway]

@utahmammoth oof

[getPucksDeeeeeeep @BeeTEE15]

Olympic Hockey:

- the games start on time
- no animated fake ads on the boards
- no ads superimposed on the ice or glass
- no gambling ads shoved in your face
- no live betting odds
- no broadcast sponsored parlays
- no ads on jerseys or helmets

fix your game @NHL

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DAL 27 - CAR 30
Final

No Scorigami. That score has happened 0 times before, most recently on October 12, 2025.

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

Stoked it's finally fall I can finally go off with my fall fits

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

IP address? you mean the bathroom?

[Luke @LukeDadaway]

“Gloudy”

[ShawnStack @ShawnDeveloping]

This is the liquid glass I want

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Birko Baggins ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌲 @BibleBaggins46]

Merry Thatcher’s Deadmas for all who celebrate!

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[Iggy @Iggy30424]

Doing drugs is lowkey wizard behavior. Crushing up rocks and crystals, pouring up potions, eating shrooms, smoking plants

[glansberg @bigpizzaguy]

White Lotus just blessed us w an all-time meme if Duke loses early in the tournament (and for any brutal Duke loss thereafter)

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Clowning your mom for wanting to spend quality time with you somewhere she thought you’d likely have fun is such a dork ass move.

What a loser