If COVID was a dude with a knife would people still question the numbers? Like oh my god, he killed 1,000 people in a day. Idk I think some of those people had previous stab wounds.
My sisters appendix surgery is being done by a robot which is good because it eliminates human error. It’s also good because if she doesn’t make it I get to say a robot killed my sister.
Some people say that they are star children because their souls originate from somewhere else in the universe. I have quantum children because I don’t know whether they exist or not and I’m not going to find out.
I’ve spent a total of eight and a half years waiting to see if pulling the chain actually turned the ceiling fan off. Ceiling fans have a date rapists definition of the word stop.