Luke Partridge

Creative, musician, designer, world class nitwit.

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@Acyn He is actually insane. Certifiable.

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@atrupar Talk about gaslighting…🙄

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@andrewrsorkin Mostly because the leverage influencers held 5 years ago has faded. So now they have to do more for the attention, just like the brands they get paid through. The audience is too savvy, so now it’s a game of truly thumb-stopping by creating actual ideas. And that’s harder.

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@Freedom250 Come ride the Idiocracy 250 folks!

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@Angry_Staffer @MalcolmNance Pouring hydrogen peroxide into the pool where the sealant hasn’t properly cured attacks and breaks down the polymer chains of the paint. Thus peeling.

Might do a tiny amount to reduce algae, but will act like paint stripper, causing it to bubble and lose adhesion.

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@kylegriffin1 Right, nothing to do with a bunch of dopes pouring in gallons of hydrogen peroxide that likely didn’t react well with a cheap paint job and an algae bloom from vintage plumbing. How these morons, and The Moron In Chief, can believe such idiotic easily provable lies is insane.

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@LucifersTweetz @BlackKnight10k But they did elect an emotional little bitch.

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@CBSEveningNews Oh sure, just like that healthcare and infrastructure were still waiting on 10 years later. At what point does this man child have to cry wolf enough times for even the stupid to get it?

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@CARandDRIVER Some of the interior details are pretty beautiful and delightful, but the exterior really looks like ‘future car’ from ‘insert 1980’s and 90’s sci-fi film’.

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@Jalopnik Nothing touches some of the new or recent Lincoln Navigators for road trip bliss.

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@Jalopnik 1987 daily driver for the past 25 yrs. Still going strong, although won’t win any drag races with modern electric vehicles.

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@Acyn So he can sort of comprehend the cognitive tests, but not why they’re administering them to him seemingly once a month. If someone told me they were giving their 79 year old dad/grandad a cognitive test that often, you’d obviously assume they had dementia or were on the verge.

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@BHabrock36403 @_ImNotKidding @harryjsisson You are what happens when education fails.

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@jimstewartson @MalcolmNance Weak little bitches that lose wars need monuments to inflate their egos…

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@WUTangKids Cue the Benny Hill music.

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@JoyceWhiteVance Really starting to connect the dots on how one goes about bankrupting a casino…

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@_Duphorn_ @marceelias What they’ve in fact discovered is the Kool Aid guzzling morons like yourself cupping Trump’s balls have an IQ on par with a gnat. Not that it’s new news. Just consistently confirmed news by those like yourself who are too stupid to be able to count out 4-6% with colored macaroni

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@CNNSOTU @jaketapper I’d hope we all realize that Trump and co simply aren’t capable of handling these big world issues. Be it Covid, the financial sector, diplomacy or war. He will lead us all off the cliff, and we’ve known this since the 80’s. He’s a goddamn moron.

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@Suzierizzo1 It’s a ‘73-74 Nova, and unleaded for sale which puts it so likely somewhere btwn ‘74-76.

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@Sir_Chris_of_C @FordFischer Well, the real problem is the size of the IQ. It’s simpler to worry about your dick size when you’re the village idiot that wants to play solder between gargling Busch Lights and lifting up your gut to find that tiny pecker.

But hey, let’s defund the Dept of Education…