Luke Philpotts

When life gives you lemons.

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@JohnLongSish10 @JacobHorsfall_ @HITCSevens Yea because you’re retards and pay it. Bootlickers to capitalism

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@The_Man_Of_Teal @BoothCricket England out tonight for an innings defeat.

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@The_Man_Of_Teal @BoothCricket Don’t disagree that they could do that, but bazball also means they could be 5/50. Especially if Australia have a relatively new ball during twilight.

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@The_Man_Of_Teal @BoothCricket Aussies have left opened the door ajar with poor batting and if not for England not being able to catch a cold should be 7/8 down. But anything over 80/100 run lead and England are toast.

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Mega

[Rational Aussie @rationalaussie]

Make this man Australian of the Year immediately.

If everyone was like this bloke, we would be thriving.

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@OfficialRandL @ThreeUK @MastercardUK When you thought it couldn’t get any worse. Glad I’m 30.

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@JensonHarris121 Unable to get one because of a betting ban he obtained in 2023

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

I love laughing at Tottenham fans 😂�

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@AkkadSecretary Obviously money laundering but you ain’t from Amesbury you cunt

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@OfficialRandL Bring back the free bacon butty and can of lager.

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@royalrandwick No bottles after 3pm? Pathetic even for Australian standards!!

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@RobbyTominson @TRobinsonNewEra @thecentralclub_ @andrewcburns

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@andrewcburns USA really is a simulation

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@Ticketek_AU Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, shambles

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@SteveGSBennett Blokes got all the ability in the world but got an attitude problem

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@FinnleyWest @livedarts Class these boys. OG supporters aswell Finn

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@Telstra Help - I’ve brought data for the wrong number twice. Can I DM you with screenshots?

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@HotspurEdition Cry more