Luke

MSP 📍

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[KayyKayy @Marie_rossee]

i know paper towels hate to see me in the mf kitchen

[Luke @Lukesterzzz]

@rbbq HOLY FUCKKK

[Softboy @softboy_innit]

If you completed college before AI, your student loans should be forgiven

[Luke @Lukesterzzz]

@89razorskate20 Damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

[Luke @Lukesterzzz]

@DMull43634 @BBUpdatesLive Be so for real. She can sense she’s being targeted. It’s not jealousy. It’s a matter of who gets who out first

[③ @zurskiii]

Worst thing about a first date is having to order an old fashioned instead of a strawberry lemon drop

[Luke @Lukesterzzz]

@BBFeedsFairy Deserved

[kayla 𖹭 @jasperjareau]

"steamroll steamroll" other side of the house is playing summercamp and making out in the pod room. #bb28

[Luke @Lukesterzzz]

@TVTweets2026 well according to him he threw the HOH

[Luke @Lukesterzzz]

@_BrookeB13 It’s week two… steamrolls aren’t even in the vocabulary yet

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

USA genuinely just running around on the field burping and digging in they butt

[Meg Brock @MegEBrock]

He’s right. The main point is there was no foul called on the field.

Thats why the straight red card was so egregious.

The purpose of VAR is to evaluate a call on the field—not to create new calls. If VAR is used to create calls it will destroy the game of soccer.

The most corrupt thing about all of this is the referee who disregarded the rules and tried to kneecap the USA in TWO games.

Anyone with TDS can go ahead and cry harder while the actual rules are being withheld.

[Tim @UConnTim]

Cristiano Ronaldo had a ban suspended by FIFA after elbowing a player during a qualifying match, which allowed UEFA to tweet this earlier than they otherwise would have.

[RBe @RBPundit]

"We have to let a bogus red card stand for the integrity of the game!!"

Do you fucking hear yourselves?

[kam ⋆˙⟡ @kamkizar]

you're laughing, my trees are exploding and you're laughing

[Matthew Brown @Chasaru3]

Me checking on the tree I just planted in Minnesota

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

huge news for the people who loved disney channel original movie ‘cow belles’ growing up

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧⌖✠🎃💀🕸️ @JadeAtrophis]

Now THIS is news

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Bout to take 3 of these and forget everything