j vance morton

Me? I'm a Christian, a loving hubby to Kristine, the proud papa of Kate & Luke, an Eagle Scout, a fan of pie & the funniest, most creative & humble man around.

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

Dear @BryanBroaddus/ @1053thefan, please hang up on everyone who calls and says to cut Dak. Yes, he sucks this year, but we are stuck with him for the next half decade, so the point is moot. Let's come up with real solutions #Cowboys fans (which also means don't say to get a GM)

[Mac Engel @MacEngelProf]

Any bloated stats the #DallasCowboys offense compiles here out toss in the trash. This is over. #pathetic #DALvsSF

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

Good Lord NFL, we suck enough on our own. You dont have to cheat the #Cowboys on an OBVIOUS penalty - even if NBC wants to be party to the cover up.

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

I want to love him so much, but I can't believe we are saddled with 5 more years of Dak if this is what he's gonna be. #Cowboys

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

Do the #Cowboys do nothing but shots and bong hits at halftime?!!! Every game, the 3rd quarter is a nightmare. #DALvsSF

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@rjchoppy All that cash will serve as nice soundproofing.

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

Amon-rah St Briwn with a classless punk@$$ move. Passion is cool, but not when up by 50. He's gonna make the Lions a villain when they could be America's darlings. #CowboysNation #DallasCowboys #cowboysvsdetroit

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@BobbyBeltTX @BryanBroaddus @Boys_Vox @BabeLaufenberg Do any of you find it beyond petty to be running all these trick plays against a D with maybe 4 NFL caliber players on the field?

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@1053SS If I still believed he gave a $#!+, I might find that solace.

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

By nobody, he means ANYbody, including a labradorite named Snookie, right?

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@1053SS Jerry does nothing. The stadium is full and Honolulu Blue money is still money. He cares about NOTHING but money anymore.

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@MacEngelProf He'll probably tell you he's among the best in the league

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@BryanBroaddus why does Lamb disappear in 2nd halves?

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

2-15 here we come! Do you think Jerry can afford to pay a top 2 draft pick? #DallasCowboys

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@davidhelman_ 2-15 here we come! Do you think Jerry can afford to pay a top 2 draft pick?

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@BobbyBeltTX 2-15 here we come! Do you think Jerry can afford to pay a top 2 draft pick?

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@BobbyBeltTX why does it seem that the @DallasStars absorb all the hits and deliver none?

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@DallasStars just got ROBBED!!!

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

@BryanBroaddus Everyone's a producer, eh? Give the broadcast team a chance guys. They'll get it to us.

[j vance morton @LukyKat]

Oh how much do I wish Love and Jones end up with high ankle sprains in the next 2 minutes. What the ---- are they doing in the game?!