Luna Lovegood

You're just as sane as I am.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

He doesn't believe in the crumple horned snorkack? #dealbreaker, #getouttherelationship!

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

#itshardwhen no one believes you when you warn them about the sizable wrackspurt infestation in their heads.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

#uknowlifehardwhen Tina Fey has to start hunting #nargles for a living.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

#idontunderstandwhy so few people accept the existence of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. #sad

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

Check out the new online edition of the Quibbler @QuibblerFacts! Daddy's got some new statistics about thestrals that will change your life.

[Quibbler Facts @QuibblerFacts]

The Quibbler's digital! In addition to our award* winning monthly periodical, we shall now create "tweets" to broadcast the truth. *not true

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

My feet are cold and all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the #Nargles are behind it.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

Fact: Rufus Scrimgeour is a member of the four part tenor group, the Sanguine Syringe Singers. #quibblerfacts

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

@Hermione___G You should really get a subscription to the #Quibbler. Daddy published several stories all about the minister last April.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

@Hermione___G There are means around that. I will say this: he is very good at hiding his bloodlust.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

@Hermione___G In addition, it is a well know fact that he and his vampire cronies are trying to surpress goblin rights. #quibblerfacts

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

@Hermione___G When have you seen him in the daylight?

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

@Hermione___G How do you know it's inaccurate? Everyone knows that Rufus Scrimgeour is a vampire, and he's able to get along perfectly well.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

"I'm sorry, but you are not the nargle to my mistletoe." #breakuptexts

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

#thirstychicks should try an infusion of Gurdyroots. My daddy makes the best!

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

Which came first, the phoenix or the flame? #thingsonlyaravenclawwouldknow

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

Out of ideas for a romantic night on #vday? Why not go for a romantic thestral ride through the park? Watch out for nargles!

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

Be careful, young lovers! The Quibbler recently exposed the rampant wrackspurt infestation problem in bouquets of roses. #HappyValentinesDay

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

History of Magic bores me. I could be learning more about Nargles instead.

[Luna Lovegood @Luna___Lovegood]

The Quibbler has a fascinating article instructing the reader how to tell the difference between aquavirius maggots and a brain. #wortharead