MrsMigginsBapShoppe

Severely iron deficient Library Elf. All opinions my own etc. I’m very tired, can I nap now?

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Wears mostly black✅
Owns several capes & cloaks✅
Most active & alert at night✅
Hates sunlight✅
Irresistibly drawn to Whitby✅
Often found lurking in castles, museums and cemeteries✅
Needs an occasional couple of pints of A+ to survive✅

Shit.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

I now have only £3 left in electricity because you can’t work your systems properly. I am too scared to try and put more electricity on in case it happens again. I do not have enough money for this bullshit.
I’m sick of having a top up meter they are inconvenient trouble.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Hi @BritishGasHelp .

I just tried to top up my electricity (via guest top up because you haven’t migrated my electricity over), and an error message came up saying that it hadn’t gone through and to call a number which is basically defunct but you have still taken the money.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

@BritishGasHelp I just tried topping up my meter and was met with an error message saying it hadn’t gone through, but you still took my £40. I am furious. Give my money back please.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Oh dear @arrivaessex , massive hike in fares AND the same unreliable service. You’re spoiling us.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Dear @arrivaessex .
An 80p a day raise for an octopus ticket? Seems excessive.
Your service certainly doesn’t warrant it.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Had to spend an extra £3 on top of overpriced rover to get to and from work.
And no, splitting the no1 into two has NOT been more convenient, it’s been a logistical fkn nightmare that makes travel stress even worse.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

@arrivaessex 17.04 no 1 from westcliff library. I had my arm out for ages and he sailed past shaking his head.
SORT YOUR SERVICES OUT.
Couldn’t run a bath let alone a bus service.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

@arrivaessex @Chrisdavid290 If you were that concerned your buses would be vaguely reliable.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

@arrivaessex 17:23 Shoebury hound number 8 from Vic Station in Southend didn’t bother turning up.
Happens most evenings.
If I complained about every bus of yours that let us down, I’d never get off the internet.
Ridiculous.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Whenever this happens to me I just get up and move to sit near the driver.
Mind you I will always seek the solitary seats whenever I get on a bus.
If the motherfuckers turn up.

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

Sorry. Just one more point..

There’s an exact equivalent to this.

When a man knowingly & purposefully decides to walk behind a woman down a dark or deserted street. Quickens his footsteps when she does. Crosses the road when she does.

Some men get excited & exhilarated by the power & thrill they receive when frightening women. The motivation is exactly the same as the one illustrated below. It’s all done for the same damn reason.

Call it out.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

@arrivaessex 17.07 number two Shoebury bound from westcliff library didn’t bother turning up.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

The next two wheeled dickhead who runs me over on the crossing will get said bike shoved up their arse.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

“Are you cross or is it just resting bitch face?”
“I’m really bloody seething, I am always seething and you can jog on.”

This is my life.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

@2A_AllDay *man drugs children with view to SA*

*oH hiS WiFe MuSt HaVe kNoWn aNd bEeN cOmpLiCiT*

Nonces don’t have neon signs above their heads announcing their depravity.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Still got bad anaemia symptoms.

Think I might need more blood.

GP appointment Friday to discuss my recent blood tests.
As I was tested for EVRYFINK Thursday AM and my doc was calling in a panic by 14:30 telling me to go straight to hospital, I’m a little nervous.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Dear @EE , what part of "salespeople do NOT knock" do your doorsteppers struggle with?

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

All in all, the 2020s have been rather Too Much and Very Challenging.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

Thank you again to all you blood-donating buggers.

My level was 6.3

Thanks for saving this bloodless bitch again.

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

@Adamjbarlow1 @ACORNunion Home/house of multiple occupancy, aka bedsits

[MrsMigginsBapShoppe @Lunabelly]

I avoid the news at all costs, it only fuels my misanthropy.