Roanoke Descendant 🌊

Reckless abandoner. Samizdat enjoyer. Gazebo lover. Milk mogger. STR inhabitor. Against OTAN. Pigeon-pilled.

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

I wrote amusing short story on what it would be like to have no power in lifelong selection process through the eyes of dog. I satirize womxn, lunchtime rowdies, and many other sacred cows.

If you have found yourself here, you will probably laugh.
https://t.co/6XyVtcjilZ

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@Son_of_Mars_III @USLaborIG @VP @WHFraudTF @POTUS @DOJFraudDiv @ScottBradyPA @AFergusonFTC @JDVance Patriot

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@DeVoCompagnie And that’s saying A LOT

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@Oilfield_Rando POV w women undefeated

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@wilrosa17 @AFergusonFTC lol. can’t spell reagan, doesn’t recognize that he posted a non-American flag, thinks we haven’t voted for this

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

They’re calling it The Day the Doors Closed

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: Trump admin pauses all immigrant visa applications worldwide.

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@Tysenberg @centristpeater But what a gift on the day the doors closed huh

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@AF_Insight Oh my god its happening

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@loganclarkhall @Oilfield_Rando Manned the college work desk alone that day as all my fellow student-workers shuffled over to watch her concession speech and they were all crying as I sat on the edge of a low desk grinning at the screen lmao so good

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@TruueDiscipline Who is watching this fa44ot

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@FischerKing64 liberal guy I was friends with in college, roommate, was up late with me during 2016 election night. Saw Trump was about to be called the winner. His face scrunched, says, “shoulda voted for Trump” and walked out of the room. Many such cases

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@Ryan_Parkerrr No one would ask me for my ID, because I’m clearly American. But it would be no big deal if they asked. Im often still ID’d at the bar and it doesn’t bother me. Thanks

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@WhiteHouse @captain_queenan 🫡

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@ChristianHeiens @ScottMGreer new book talks about this. One could almost forget otherwise. Rubio a good reminder

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@Indian_Bronson @extradeadjcb way too close to home

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@realmcbenis @dumbgayretard Backpacks are getting bigger

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@RexBelisarius Gem

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@to48864 @GlomarResponder

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@RichPianian He was going to but he got hung up

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@wil_da_beast630 Patriot

[Roanoke Descendant 🌊 @LurkingAtavism]

@Polymarket Beast mode