Luz Michelle

comedian who rocks at malapropisms.

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

am I the only mom who finds random socks in their kitchen?! #momlife #welcometoparenthood #mamastyle #dailyparenting #honestmotherhood #modernmotherhood #mommymoments #momoftheyear

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

all the spots in the @Target parking lot & I choose the one next to the creepy white van that has no windows. #winning. #momlife #parenting #welcometoparenthood #mamastyle #dailyparenting #honestmotherhood #modernmotherhood #mommymoments #momoftheyear

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

"mom why do you light a match after you go poops", "cause baby girl, I care about what people think". #momlife #parenting #welcometoparenthood #mamastyle #dailyparenting #honestmotherhood #modernmotherhood #mommymoments #momoftheyear

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

ummm. went from @Stranger_Things to @Oprah #masterclass. I'm okay, really. #momlife #MomAHolics #momproblems #MomConfession

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

wrapped up season 1 & 2 of @Stranger_Things. I now sleep with a night light & a bat with nails under my bed.

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

@VanderpumpRules is very distracting. #lovethem

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

burp the baby, write, cross out, rewind, play, fwd, stop, edit, coffee, feed the 2yo, highlight, cry
#sxsw2017 #undergroundcomedy #momhumor

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

#UndergroundComedy Festival @ #sxsw2017, here I come. the hustle during pregnancies, loss & sacrificing fam time is paying off #comedylife

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

1st time mom: "I never knew I could love someone so much"
mom w/a child over one or has 2 or more: "shut up" #momlife #Parenthood #momhumor

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

morning convo:
hubs: "your robe smells like pancake syrup"
me: "everyones robe should"
#marriage #Parenthood #MarriedLife #pancake

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

some days I'm just like. #SuperMom #momlife #Parenthood #parenting

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

@jasminecomedy Business of Comedy @LMHQ_NYC was truly educational and powerful last night. thank you.

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

@taylordotbiz you brought the giggles and the power of knowing and being aware last night at @LMHQ_NYC. thank you.

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

@heidivanderlee last night rocked @LMHQ_NYC. thank you for being there and spreading the love of the Business of Comedy.

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

@JDAmato truly enjoyed @LMHQ_NYC The Business of Comedy last night. thank you for sharing the knowledge of the biz.

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

peace out to #2016. #momhumor #parenthood #KeepTheFaith #clubbed #djpillows #toast2016

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

city girl, country moment:
waking up to tracks on your lawn, has taken on a whole new meaning #momhumor #citygirl #countrygirl #deertrack

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

#peace #love #PeaceOnEarth #PeaceAndLove

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

my therapist said "have a goal for the day when you start your days". so I now start my mornings with black coffee & @baddiewinkle #goals

[Luz Michelle @LuzMichelleInc]

cause bitches don't mess around when it's 5 degrees outside. #momhumor #momlife #chihuahuas #chihuahualove #chihuahualover