Lwazi Ndyoko

Ordinary Guy Doing Extraordinary Things

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

During this era, we used to stand in lines to make a call. Some towns had a few booths. 😅

That extra R2 on the R20 card sealed deals, relationships, etc

#telkom @TelkomZA

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@TBan_101 Yeah, this was put together ngeCable ties

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Pronounce the word JUICE kakhle please🥲

[The Dibster @TheDibsterX]

Brilliant ad !

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@DONCRICKET @SAPoliceService @BlueBullsRugby @LionsRugbyCo That No.7 needs counselling.

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@mooshtaffa Something is hitting the water here though…

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@KabeloMohlah02 It's not even the mam ruby savanna

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@RealMbombo @ZizinjaAbelungu @MTshwaku

[LomboMoabi @LomboMphande]

@iamkoshiek https://t.co/7PUwp6AH30

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@ClixWell Rassie did mention that they want to cater to those guys who are creeping at those milestones.

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@BaandzMakeHer @_BlackZA This gent is about to DROP it on that table!

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@moflavadj @AutoandGeneral On the vehicle insurance side, do not, I repeat, DO NOT choose @SAPrimeMeridian. You will find yourself car-less

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

SA’s biggest metros ranked by irregular expenditure in 2024:

1. Joburg – R24B (in 1 year 😳)
2. Tshwane – R7.5B
3. Ekurhuleni – R5B
4. NMB – R4B
5. Cape Town – R3.5B
6. Buffalo City – R1.2B
7. eThekwini – R800M

Accountability isn’t optional.
#IrregularExpenditure #SouthAfrica

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@khayelitshakapa @BongeMacupe @ParliamentofRSA @MPGodlimpi @Zuko_Godlimpi I saw that. Maybe we would need to compare with what he declared last time. 1.83m2 should never have been accepted. I don't even think you can rent out space that size! What are you keeping there? Your shoes?

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@destinyzee ...and how did she manage to out all her fingers in a row like that

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@saxxhii_ Hi, please send.

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@YavelaMadikx Some of us have beeeeeeen in the queue. A good 90 minutes atleast

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@SANRAL_za
Please have your staff swipe only once when using our bank cards to pay at #tollgates
We are being double and triple charged for what should be 1 transaction.

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@mooshtaffa Halala grooti

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@WorldRugby @Capgemini It’s a joke…right?

[Lwazi Ndyoko @Lwai_2go]

@CyrilRamaphosa That’s 2 times you’ve lifted the Web Ellis Cup. #Springboks
@ProteasMenCSA, we are looking to you guys now!!
@SuperSportTV