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(Re)Tweets too much

[Lyle @Lyle_Lyle_Lyle]

Prehistoric Planet may be the best thing to come out of 2022

[All Things Movies @ThatMoviePage]

A father and son trying to keep up with a bob haired woman who is into eclectic arts and surrounded by monkeys. I see you The Fabelmans.

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

What if we kissed in Steven Spielberg’s failed submarine sandwich chain Dive! ?

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching avatar

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Kong when Godzilla flies into space to fight himself as a crystal

[Marxist-Clintonite Thought 🇺🇳🇺🇦🇬🇪🇸🇾 @ClintonThought]

Honestly you can see sometimes how the Carthagenians thought these things were just regular ass people

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

En japon, el gorila kiyomasa se peleo con su mujer
Lo echo de su guarida del zoologico
Y despues lo captaron sentado replanteandose la vida

[RT @RT_com]

Famous gorilla Kiyomasa falls into deep contemplation after spat with mate — caught on camera in Japanese zoo

[union thug @wellrestedpizza]

The concept of each race painting Lenin to look like them, like people do with Jesus.

[🖤 { Spookyonyx } 🖤 @MbvBaryonix]

Dinosaurs opressed mammals so badly we still have PTSD from them 66 million years after the space rock

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Hugh Jackman has been cast as Long John Silver in a new ‘TREASURE ISLAND’ film.

Directed by Ridley Scott & written by Jack Thorne.

(Source: Deadline)

[MissionControl @Miss1onControl]

We got a clone trooper on Artemis III, this peak

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

the cinematography here is so fucking funny

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

I would bet you 100k dollars the idea of having a George Floyd hologram sing "We are the world" made it 95% of the way through the approval process for the 2021 Super Bowl halftime show

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[BLACKSTAR @Art444Star]

The in-universe/Watsonian reason is that the Death Star was designed by Geonosians who are capable of flight, completely psychotic and have no concept of the value of an individual life anyway because they're bugs

The out-universe/Doylian reason is that George Lucas is insane (affectionate)

[harrison @HarrisonQuinnO]

war of the worlds is awesome because you can feel evil temple of doom spielberg seizing control of his body like jekyll and hyde

[Foster @foster_type]

Rubio's habit of dropping rap lyrics into very serious situations shows that he understands that life is fundamentally absurd.