Monty

I bought some oceanfront property in Colorado

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@jarvis_best Ok but then you need to say something mean about Kansas City

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@ClueHeywood @KevG163 Every Broncos game, the TV guys show the shot of the city skyline from City Park, the Buffalo off I-70 near Genesee, and some dude skiing/snowboarding at Keystone. It’s almost like the American west is just b-roll to the folks out east

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@ClueHeywood @Dwschnell @TomShady300 You honestly don’t know who (Bill Simmons’) nephew Kyle is?

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@jarvis_best @Do_Not_Fllw_Me @HollyBriden Umm, no one asked about your balls

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@3YearLetterman @LeadingReport How did Pooregon not make the list?

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@ClueHeywood Wyndham seems a little shaky

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@ClueHeywood @ThomasGalvin Your math doesn’t really check

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@jacko2323 The Avs are up 2 games to 1, analytically

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@ClueHeywood @TomF7611 @tubingtyler1 I’ve done that on the front 9

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@ClueHeywood Fair. But I live in Denver. He might take me back on the way home

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@ClueHeywood annual trip to Lake Havasu (yeah, yeah, I know). How is it already 106?

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@ClueHeywood I fear that before we meet this GOD we might have to take exception with January and February too

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@ClueHeywood Well…yeah, yeah, I know. But it’s 105 in PHX, surely you appreciate that’s too hot this time of year

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@ClueHeywood @tubingtyler1 @TotalDepravity0 @PeterCorbett1 You’re gonna need to start working out

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@ClueHeywood Well golf is only fun if you don’t think about it too deeply

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@jarvis_best @DougJBalloon “Rate this translation”

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@3YearLetterman @NASA @NASAKennedy Why aren’t you referring to him as Lance Armstrong?

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@ClueHeywood Two beers and two hot dogs were running $48 at Coors Field last year. Shit’s getting ridiculous

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@ClueHeywood Honestly, the best you’re going to do by the Wigwam is the either the restaurant at the golf course (Red’s) or the pizza place in the little strip (Papa’s something or other).

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@ClueHeywood @jakepaul The what and the what, now?

-Jake