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bOOOOii

[yunbutane @M44RKY]

Bruh...

[PredictionMarketTrader @PredMTrader]

Brutal day for news traders.

Alito to retire shot from 1¢ to 85¢ after NPR's report, then cratered back to 1¢ after the story was retracted.

[Lorden @lorden_eth]

Mark Zuckerberg:

“When we got started, the site was written in PHP, which wasn’t something I learned in class”

He believes it’s nice to get stuff right the first time, but we don’t need to

In a 1-hour lecture, Mark Zuckerberg talks about real-world engineering and architectural evolution of Facebook

Worth more than any $5000 vibe-coding bootcamp

[CJ @CJFarr3]

@ViralReelAddict I had to go verify this myself. Indeed, it is EFTA01250229.pdf

https://t.co/sSavMMMKpL

[yunbutane @M44RKY]

@CSP_Trading @catboyautist Don't even say good luck after talking shit just get the fuck out of here.

[yunbutane @M44RKY]

@TheDemSlayer Who are you preaching to? A 17 year old girl has no mental capacity to make their own decision while you oggle at her... would you let your little girl have g out with a man that wants to bang her? He ain't teaching her math, cmon now. Youre an idiot defending killing.

[Foazn @FoaznPoker]

If you saw $999.07 on the ground, you’d pick it up, right? Jannik Sinner🔐

Couple things:
•Sinner is GUARANTEED to win
•Foazn won’t wake up at 5am to watch

I make money in my sleep; you wake up to make money #levels

[PredictionMarketTrader @PredMTrader]

When Tulsi Gabbard announced her resignation Friday, traders panic bought “Out by June 1” shares all the way up to 97¢

They missed one detail:
Her resignation letter said her exit date was June 30

Minutes later, the shares were worthless

Always read past the headline

[Ihtesham Ali @ihtesham2005]

Two Bulgarian friends killed the entire streaming industry.

It's called Stremio + Torrentio. You get 4K content from Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, and HBO Max combined for free.

Here's how it works.

Stremio is the player. Clean interface. Works on Windows, macOS, Linux, Android, iOS, and TV. You install it once and it looks like any other streaming app.

Torrentio is the addon. You add it to Stremio in one click. It scrapes content from every major torrent provider on the internet simultaneously and delivers the best available stream directly to your player. 720p, 1080p, 4K. You pick the quality. It finds the link.

→ No account required
→ No subscription
→ Works on every device
→ 4K and HDR supported
→ Subtitles built in

Netflix cannot shut this down. There is no central server to seize. No company to pressure. No domain to kill. It runs on your device and pulls from the open internet.

The entire streaming industry is built on one assumption. That you will keep paying $70/month rather than spend 5 minutes on GitHub.

That assumption just died in Sofia, Bulgaria.

MIT License. 100% Opensource.

https://t.co/yEljDh5DQy

Get the addon here: https://t.co/XhpPDERP2i

[PredictionMarketTrader @PredMTrader]

All Time Trump Clip

[Bitcoin Malaya @bitcoinmalaya]

Nike stock has fallen nearly 70% over the last 5 years!

growing up, Nike felt untouchable.
I remember getting my first pair of Nike basketball shoes when I was 14. It felt like "wowwww”

looking at the charts today, that premium aura is fading fast

here is possibly why Nike is losing its footing

1) A "coolness" crisis

Nike relied on "hype" and rereleasing old classics like Jordan

they stopped innovating and played it safe

2) The retail mistake

Nike tried to cut out the middleman

they stopped selling to many local shoe stores to focus on selling directly through their own apps

it was a bad move and backfired

they lost massive shelf space and visibility, allowing competitors to walk right in and take their place

3) Losing the China market

this is a big one

Chinese consumers are shifting toward local brands like Li-Ning and Anta

Chinese brands are no longer “cheaper alternative”

if you visit Chinese brand stores, you can feel the quality is genuinely there

as domestic pride grows in China, Nike’s premium status is being replaced by local favorites that offer better value

I still buy Nike products when there is discount 😂

The "Swoosh" isn't going away, but the days of it being the only dominant player in the game are over

$NKE

[Mario Rey @It_sMeMario]

En mi tienda hay una Switch 2 con la que la gente puede jugar cuando quiera.
El otro día vino un niño, tendría unos 7 años, con sus abuelos.
La abuela me preguntó si el niño podía jugar al juego de las carreras (el Mario Kart). Yo le dije que sí, pero que era un juego para

[Ren @Ren531531]

Look I never post, but I'm baffled that other high profit prediction market traders won't admit the truth here... gambling is an addiction, it's been actively marketed in the same way cigarettes were, and a few people are benefiting off the backs of many. Own it.

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

10% of AMC movie showings sell no tickets at all. I made a site that finds them. Go enjoy your private theater

[Punk @PunkDaGod]

Finally decided too propose to my girlfriend hopefully it will bring good luck in my matches today maybe the happiest moment of my life.

[Publius @publius_val]

@ToonMatthewT1 “Abundantly clear” is a pretty hilarious take

Why did Kalshi continue promoting this market after reports of his death began surfacing when Kalshi knew how this would resolve in case of his death?

[Toon Matthew @ToonMatthewT1]

With the market down recently, it is an important reminder to keep blindly pouring your money into the S&P500. If you invested at 25 years old in 1929 and retired at 70 in 1974, you would have made a 84% return. That is almost a 1.4% annualized return!

[Silver @silver_pump]

@DustinGouker youre arguing 70% = not a call but a coinflip near its limit

prediction markets work better when the lesson is the odds shifting, not the final outcome

[🌏🌏 The Oracle/ ARISHEM🔱💨 @piperboywilliam]

This is when I knew they was about to kill this nigga

[PredictionMarketTrader @PredMTrader]

THE CATBOY STREAM https://t.co/eEiD9Zc88w

[poof @poof_eth]

Had a Jane Street interview in 2013 that still bothers me.

It was my 6th round. Final interview. The guy walks in carrying no laptop, no notebook, just a cold brew and what I later realized was a single IKEA tea candle.

He writes on the whiteboard:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $150
candles: $3,600
family: dying

Then he turns around and says, “Optimize.”
I laughed because I thought it was a culture-fit bit. He did not laugh.
So I said, “Well, obviously you spend less on candles.”
He says, “Assume candles are non-discretionary.”
Okay.

I start building a model. Basic constraint satisfaction. Family survival as a soft penalty. Candles as a state variable. Maybe there’s an arbitrage where you buy wholesale paraffin and convert the $3,600 line item into inventory.

He stops me.

“You’re thinking like a consultant.”

That’s when I knew I was in trouble.

He says, “Give me a bid-ask on family dying.”

I say, “What?”

He says, “You’re long candles, short family. Where do you make markets?”

I try to recover. I say the real issue is liquidity: rent and utilities are fixed, food is elastic, candles are emotionally inelastic. Therefore the optimal strategy is to securitize future candle enjoyment and borrow against it.

He nods for the first time.

Then he asks, “What time do you sell the candles?”

I say, “Whenever the market is liquid?”

He says, “Be more specific.”

I say, “Uh… 10 a.m. Eastern?”

For the first time, he smiles.

He goes, “Every day?”

I say, “Every day.”

He says, “In size?”

I say, “In size.”

He says, “And what do we call that?”

I say, “Market manipulation?”

The room gets very quiet.

He looks disappointed and writes something down.

“No. We call it providing liquidity to candle ETFs during the U.S. cash open.”

I try to save it. “Right. Of course. The family isn’t dying because we underfunded them. They’re just experiencing temporary price discovery.”

He nods again.

Then he points back at the board.

I had missed it. The utility bill was $150, but candles provide light. You can zero out utilities.

I update the budget:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $0
candles: $3,750
family: still dying, but now in a more capital-efficient way

He says, “How confident are you?”

I say, “0.95.”

He smiles and circles candles.

“0.95 huh?”

Then he asks me to estimate how many leveraged longs get liquidated if we dump $3,750 of candles at 10:00:01 every morning for 90 consecutive trading days.
Needless to say I did not get the offer.