saturn’s lil princess

i put glitter in my mascara so my eyes will twinkle

[cabaletta castorini🔻 @_redcoloratura_]

y’all need to stop this. I simply do not believe every single one of you are falling victim to desperately confused avoidant men who only get scared of commitment after you get attached. I think some of you need to consider that you’re just being played in a very predictable way

[definitely casey @cantsmokehere]

all of the people responding to this are just doing their best impressions of the tertiary characters in american psycho. none of you have important enough lives to care if a friend tags along for dinner

[saturn’s lil princess @MACBBY___]

low racial self esteem is also going around trying to prove your blackness to other black ppl 💀

[Liz Is Amused @lizisamused]

Yet if more people admitted this about themselves, far fewer people would have nightmare childhoods.

[kemi @kemimarie]

she’s one of them capricorns that keeps getting better with age. her and saturn besties at this point

[👽cat lady @imavenusgirl]

Cancer women think they can talk to you crazy, talk down to you, step into this fake “nurturing” motherly act, dishing out crappy unsolicited advice, when they’re really mean girls, and if you’re not receptive to it, they ice you out, act resentful and give you silent treatment.

[Crystal Kung Minkoff fanpage @mariahringo_]

This how broke ppl speak

[rav!! @SHYGlRL444]

if u knowingly get with an abuser and he perpetuates that same violence onto u, u do not have my sympathy. i hope u get the justice u deserve though. 🙏

[757FishGod @757FishGod]

@BobaT51545 @remi_zx Im not shaming, yall do still suck/fuck guys while bashing them and still voted for trump by the majority. Yall cry about the men you hate, but still fuck em? How is that the same? I love women, yall have hate tweets about who you still fuck lol

[faith @musefan00]

I keep telling y’all men don’t take anything you say seriously (rightfully) because they know y’all don’t stand on shit when it comes to a man and I’m constantly vindicated. I don’t even blame them tbh

[🌿 루 @luyomii]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Kids these days don’t know any practical skills.”

Someone from the generation that decided to remove woodshop, auto shop, home economics, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Girl to Girl: please learn how to make a decision without calling five people first. Everybody does not need a vote in your life.

[Female Gremlin @trashgyn]

I’m sorry but women w boyfriends will come to you and be like “he keeps shitting his pants” “he doesn’t brush his teeth” “he doesn’t remember my food allergies” “he gets black out drunk 5 days a week” what else are we supposed to say

[20DaysofJune 🛸 @20daysofJune]

.@thegirljt @YungMiami305

[Auto🦈 @MigoAuto]

Females cost money, idk why yall niggas be crying about it, pick ya budget and stfu. 😂

[♤ @haworthes]

something in me awakened here

[jess @janineteaques]

happy birthday hayden I wish you were here to celebrate, you are loved forever <3

[ter @seal_farts]

you have really bad abandonment issues you have to work on. however, i will be abandoning you now as well.