MAJ Battletoad

Here to watch the dumpster fire, but if you must know, I believe in limited government, free markets, property ownership, liberty and responsibility.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Theater of the absurd.

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@KellyLMcCarty Because one party (D) is complicit in China's meddling because it's the only way they can be in power. The other one (R) fell asleep at the wheel decades ago and is more comfortable being a speed bump than a wall of protection.

[Dr. Sheila Nazarian @sheilanazarian]

I want to ask the students screaming “Death to America”, do you have any idea what happens when American values die?

Because I do.

My family fled Iran, a country where freedom died. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone.

You think America is oppressive because you have never experienced real oppression.

You think silence is violence because you’ve never been silenced.

You think words are dangerous because you have never watched a government drag someone away for speaking them.

You think capitalism is evil because you have never stood in a bread line.

You think borders are immoral because you have never had to flee across one.

You think revolution is romantic because you have never had a revolution take everything from you.

I have.

And that’s why I refuse to be quiet.

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@CallahanAutoCo Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@KellyLMcCarty Does he really need a wipe?

I suppose it Depends.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Spanish broadcast of Argentina’s game winner

Perfection

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

What?

NO.

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@jarvis_best Mishandled accidentally on purpose.

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@BurtMaclin_FBI According to International Law, the UK must cut ties with the Falkland Islands and turn them over to Argentina.

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@misfitpatriot_ "Real miss not casting Elliot Page as young Sly Stallone." - NY Times, probably

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

Every day we wait, they suffer.
Right now, there are kids praying for someone to step up, step in, and do something.

You answered the call to be the thin line between “tortured” and “treasured”.
Congress passed the Renewed Hope Act. It's now law!
Because of it, there will be 200+ additional victim ID analysts working to identify, locate, and safeguard these children, that’s 28x more than before.

Thank you for emailing, calling, and urging Congress to act.
This win belongs to you too.
But this isn't finished.
There's still a lot more work to do and we won't stop until every boy and girl is identified and protected.

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@Not_the_Bee Dear Idiot Officers,

If you could stop living out all of the worst stereotypes about Officers, those of us who possess a fully functional brain would greatly appreciate it.

v/r,

Most Officers

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@nosoup4knowles Ian... As in Palestin-IAN or Russ-IAN? Ian has 3 letters and one of them is "A" just like the DSA!

Why is he so quick to regurgitate their propaganda? Could he be trying to tear down the right from the inside? Coincidence? I don't know but we should certainly ask questions.

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@TheMuppetPastor How dare you degrade such a riveting piece of literature!

[Ami Kozak @amiKozak]

I'm back too. We're so close you guys...

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Charlie Kirk gets murdered.

Candace:

[Thomas Sowell Daily @DailySowell]

“Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole.”

— Thomas Sowell

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@davereaboi Every time I see that name, this memory resurfaces first. If it weren't for Tommy Callahan, I probably never would have known there was a musician by that name.

[The Rational Purview @RationalPurview]

https://t.co/6smZF5U9ow

[MAJ Battletoad @MAJToadOfBattle]

@TheMuppetPastor Silver lining. Dysentery is a faster, potentially less expensive, weight loss program than GLPs.