TOAD PATROLLER

Alleged comedy and terse tweets... always on the hunt for toads. A dad... A dude... A dude-dad. Currently a rad person. ALSO: a full time art teacher.

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

PERSPECTIVES - a short film (number 68)… this one is about Moo Deng, the baby hippo. #Moodeng #hippo

[Ana @_motherslug]

The two best Thanksgiving films. 🦃

[B&S @_B___S]

Baby French Bulldog do not want to sleep yet

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

This art, and the people associated with it: is/are AWESOME.

[GRUMPIRE @grumpireonline]

Every day is Halloween, even Thanksgiving. We’re serving our Spooky Season Wrap Up today courtesy of @deathbombarc & @_smellbee (art by @gimetzco)
https://t.co/dY3yySZvX6

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

PERSPECTIVES - a short film (number 70) #Moodeng #Moodeng #Moodeng #MOODENGETH #Moodeng #Moodeng

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

CURRENTLY

[Billie Nelson @Mamabenergy2]

This Thanksgiving, allow me to give you a pro-tip.
Narcissistic MAGA cannot STAND that we are not fighting back, not commenting, not raging.

It is a sociopaths nightmare to not acknowledge the evil they do, the validation they seek, the rage they bait.

Just sit back, grab a plate, put on your comfy clothes and watch the magic of the next four FUCK AROUND & FIND OUT years of this imploding fireball commence.

Silence & Apathy is not understood by MAGA.
Don't feed them. Let them eat each other alive and bask in it!

#LetThem #HappyThanksgiving #MAGA

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

@TerraSpencer @DaveSFoley @TheDanforthMH @KITHOnline Dave, I hope (well I’m sure a lot of us hope) you are feeling much better.

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

Hi. I think boxing is one of the most stupid things in the whole world.

Hi.

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

@precenphix HELL YES!!! How have you been lately?

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Hollis James Hoff

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Everything is fucking stupid and awful and you’re under no obligation to pretend otherwise.

[Big Hetty @HenriettaSheman]

Smooth🫶🏾

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This rocks so incredibly hard

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

@NuikopeaDemon @MarkDuplass A boy can hope! @MarkDuplass just has so much charisma.

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

@gimetzco The poster is getting me curious.

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

@Acyn Kari is looking more and more like a face swap filter of someone wearing her face.

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

Unpopular Opinion: I really don’t think THE MONSTER MASH is a good song.

[TOAD PATROLLER @MATTYCIPOV]

NEW SKETCH! New art!!! NEW!!!! #doodle

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Attack: 100%, Damage: 0%