Massimo Schiano

May or may not be John Kruk’s son

[Massimo Schiano @MCS_Mossy]

Timbits are infinitely better than Munchkins and we can fight about it if you want

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

This announcement dropped 24 hours after the trade because 7 was taken and Brady needed time to calculate what number comes next in "the counting alphabet"

[Massimo Schiano @MCS_Mossy]

@esoteric_joke 🫡

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

POV: Single moms coming out of nowhere trying to make Father’s Day about them.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[sludgewad @blehhhhh124]

see this is why metal fans are superior
we dont need diapers we just shit ourselves in the pit

[Massimo Schiano @MCS_Mossy]

New Yorkers are the biggest scumbags in the country

[Otto Guy Nophelia @GoobulousG]

The Japanese would harpoon this whale for such behavior

[Dylan @dgoodin24]

Cross platform play confirmed for NASCAR 26 online

[Massimo Schiano @MCS_Mossy]

@TMacPhils not saying he’s my dad, but do you think John is my long lost uncle?

[gay fio 🌟 @epitxphx]

so this what they’re cooking at trackhouse labs

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

BREAKING: We have acquired goaltender Joseph Woll and defenseman Simon Benoit from Toronto in exchange for goaltender Samuel Ersson, defenseman Emil Andrae and a third-round pick in the 2026 NHL Draft.

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Jonus @logdrive_]

Fox should deadass never be allowed to broadcast any sport ever again

[Aedan McHugh @AedanMcHugh]

Man just put the whole thing on Prime at this point

[Eddie 🍝 @ebrwnjr]

If you from Philly and raised like how I was raised you hate the cowboys the Mets the Celtics and the Knicks bro I’m sorry 😂😂😂😂😂

[𝐾𝑦𝑙𝑒𝑒 シ @BSP_Sully]

Considering Philadelphia still hears about the time fans threw snowballs at Santa, I think New York fans should hear about egging an NBA player and assaulting opposing fans for the rest of their lives. Truly the worst fanbase.

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[Patrick Simpson @_PatrickSimpson]

Panda Express now has brisket. Yes there is a 76% chance that it is Yugoslavian Armadillo meat. Did that stop me. No.