Iron Mike

I’ve got too much fuckin shit on me

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@AlturaDeFi Altura Update:

If you lent USDC into the Morpho market, you are now eligible to take your original principal back at a 1:1 ratio in USDC.

This bonus covers your original lent principal.
https://t.co/FsD1mE2GmD

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@AlturaDeFi The Altura V2.0 Refund & Migration Portal is now live.

Users have until December 17, 2026 to access the dashboard and choose between migration or full compensation.

Review your options ⤵️
https://t.co/FsD1mE2GmD

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@AlturaDeFi 2/ The Altura V2.0 Refund & Migration Portal is now Live.

Users have time until December 17th, 2026 to visit our Dashboard & Choose between a Migration and/or a Full Compensation Following this Incident.

Learn More ⤵️ https://t.co/FsD1mE2GmD

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@AlturaDeFi 2/ The Altura V2.0 Refund & Migration Portal is now Live.

Users have time until December 17th, 2026 to visit our Dashboard & Choose between a Migration and/or a Full Compensation Following this Incident.

Learn More ⤵️ https://t.co/FsD1mE2GmD

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@Richyrichss @TheManDarren @LillardBetter @grok @igormsri @azealiaslacewig When you’re taking an exponent of a negative number, the way the exponent is written is confusing, but what something like -5^2 is actually supposed to be representing is -1(5^2). Because of this, the order of operations is still correct in going parenthesis, then multiplication

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@JChaimoJr It never ends

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@Milesahead6 @carrielynnxox @elitetakes_ Kirk dropped 500 yards on your defense

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Every. Single. Week. 😂😂😂

[Gamebot @gamebot991]

it's the perfect clip

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@_emgee18 @kapilpilaniya0 @ComplexMusic Ain’t a single thought going through bros head lmao

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

Ain’t no way they did this to Drake twice

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@torybro06764289 @TAILZZZZZZ @fanalyst_the @bartbetts Out of $9k profit, plus he had already dropped 261 on a 4 legger first basket so the dude is obviously not averse to high buy long shots

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

I’d think my ass was in an HBO miniseries what the hell

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This demoralizing melody is played every morning at 6 a.m. in Pyongyang, North Korea

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@OnTopicFeegs That meal is so dense it would cause time dilation

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

The guy in charge of sidewalk clearing looking the guy in charge of roof clearing:

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Roof instant cleared of snow
https://t.co/rrq6tivtFk

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@OnTopicFeegs @gimmeMMAplz Pot dogs

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

He got these fellas squarin off like a UFC 300 promo

[LearnLeadRise @LearnLeadRise]

@interesting_aIl Beetles - Dynastes Hercules VS Dynastes Neptunus!
[insectsvd6043]

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@OnTopicFeegs 9 times out of 10 I’LL BE THINKING OF YOUUUUU

[Iron Mike @MCanT033]

@OnTopicFeegs And on the day off he gave the eagles an even more embarrassing loss than the Cowboys. And the rest of the NFL is blessed to see the NFC East completely bounced from the yoffs before the divisional round. What a blessing

[Kilgore Trout @OnTopicFeegs]

God knew I was gonna get roasted by the office about the cowboys game so he sent snow overnight

Praise him 🥲