Mine_crerator

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Killed by the IRS.

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

Mike Evans Checking to see the name on the back of the Jersey is an all-time Gif and trash talk moment that I wish I would have thought of.

[ᑭK @PkMemez0]

"only a low tier god would abandon his kids"

[spidey❤︎dp // #yumetwt @yumespider]

First of all. Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just -

[Grace🇻🇦🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 @TallyTaIIs]

Top 5 Half Life Larpers

5. Those VR YouTubers who only played HL:X

4. People who call Half-Life a tech demo

3. People who say that the Combine is weak because they got beaten by a single man

2. People who only watch gmod “args”

1. Half Life VR but the AI is self aware fans

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@howiemandel @clavicular Howie check the news. Any channel

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

DO YOU REMEMBER THE 21ST DAY OF SEPTEMBER YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[BedtimeMMA @BedtimeMMA]

Van beats Pantoja dawg

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Gable Steveson vs Jake Hager at Power Slap

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

For every former fat guy who gets like this: understand that when you die, your ghost will be fat

[New Jersey @NJGov]

The man. The myth. The legend.

On what would have been his 65th birthday, we remember James Gandolfini, who will always be a defining figure in New Jersey culture.

Those who want respect, give respect. And he’ll always have ours.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

D&D is so fucked. Apparently anyone can just kick you of of the group bc you keep doing a Jamaican accent even though your character is from a place you made up where canonically everyone has Jamaican accents.

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

Perry Saturn decided to get clean in 2010 after a moment with his dog.

"Yeah, I was going to commit suicide. I was homeless for a couple of years. I was in Iowa, out in the winter, and I was going to commit suicide and take a bunch of drugs and OD. I had my dog with me that I had a long time, she came over and she laid her head on my lap, and I thought I can’t commit. She needs me, and somewhere in there, I figured out if I can hang on for her, maybe I can get my sh*t together for me. 2010 is when I got clean."

(Source: @ChrisVanVliet)

[MoneyManzelMMA @MoneyManzelMMA]

Let’s play The “Who’s more of a coward” game:
A former U.S. Marine who debuted in the UFC on 4 days notice in order to get his shot
OR
A guy who got off with Rape due to a legal loophole which was amended after the case

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

I want to make a joke about buying one of these and turning it back into Captain Kirk but i know in my heart that the moment I put the word "kirk" in a tweet it'll go off the rails

[fivepointsvids @FivePointsVids]

Clickbait Punishment: Tree or Perna has to recreate the Sydney Sweeney gambling ad

[𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐨'𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐫 ❤️‍🩹🇺🇸 @PicosBarber]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Gable Steveson says he hasn't raped anyone in 2 months in preparation for his fight this weekend 👀🔥

(Per Source: @arielhelwani)

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

U will not believe last night in fort worth I met 2 female aliens and they took advantage of me

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, finishes a trip to Boston with a raucous drunken party.

Tomorrow morning he will return to Los Angeles on an American Airlines flight.