Mike Schmidtmann

Often Thoughtless, Never Speechless

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

@uberliner @krmaher Thank you for standing up for what you believe.
I hope your new-found notoriety gets you an enhanced role in a better organization.

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

@ZoneCoverageMN @tschreier3 By that logic, athletes shouldn't sleep either. They should be practicing 24 hours a day.
Every athlete needs time to recuperate after strenuous activity. One day off a week is not very much. In fact, it probably contributes to peak performance

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

@waitbutwhy Granola bars and energy drinks

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Have you seen our latest news? https://t.co/qTL0MXKfBe

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Turning Tools into Weapons https://t.co/qTL0MXKfBe

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

The Grain of Sand that Irritates the Oyster that Produces the Pearl https://t.co/e7TLWjd2nt

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Surprising Ways to Spark Customer Conversations https://t.co/e7TLWjd2nt

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

@polina_marinova @ProfileRead Kevin Kelly

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Have you seen my most recent article? https://t.co/YnLBhYUvZv

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Hamburger Hill https://t.co/YnLBhYUvZv

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

In case you missed it.... https://t.co/lZjMxGaf03

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

The Mis-Measurement of Sales https://t.co/lZjMxGaf03

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

@michaelshermer The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most credible Deity of the major religions

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump Handcuffs

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Another fun-filled, action-packed article! https://t.co/In1e5b1Z4A

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Going Up the Down Escalator https://t.co/In1e5b1Z4A

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Those glories tales of Yesteryear... https://t.co/v4mtjUcUef

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Once Upon a Time... In Sales https://t.co/v4mtjUcUef

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

Virtual Event: How Adversity Can Strengthen Your Business https://t.co/oBamQYwdR6

[Mike Schmidtmann @MCrisis]

@LornaGarey @verizonfios Still better than AT&T. “AT&T is a carrier in the sense that mosquitos are a carrier of malaria” Lewis Black