underwaterbasketweaver

‘’Just cause you put syrup on somethin’ don’t make it pancakes’’ - Shaun Spencer

[💜 Bliss! 💜 @BlisssAbyss]

y'all sexualized the word mommy too much my kids gonna have to call me carson

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

if you’re unemployed you’re legally required to start running in the direction of the amber alert

[hepi @hepi01967211]

Perguntei pra um mn aqui do trampo oq ele ia fazer na folga dele e ele me disse que ia se enforcar quando chegasse em casa

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey so just a heads up this is a “stand your ground” wizard tower. we don’t call no city guard here and i will not hesitate to blow your shit smoove off

[big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy @HESaBSG]

the cuckquarium

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

FIRSTHAND REPORTS CLAIM TO PAX ARMATA IS IN POSSESSION OF RUNIC STAFF OF UNTOLD POWER

[Bleedy✝️ @pious_leung]

@ShitpostRock2

[🇺🇸Trazyn, the Infinite🇺🇸 @Steal_your_shit]

@ShitpostRock2 C’mon brother, we gotta get that crystal

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

DO NOT EVER i repeat EVER call me ur "boo" that is the noise that GHOSTS MAKE. i will SCREAM

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

ill block a bitch on ABCmouse

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

accidentally parries your high five and watches in horror as my riposte begins

[the human science fair volcano @flatearthgl0bal]

told my sensitive young son to find a woman at a book club adn he just came home crying, angry. “they jerk off to the books”. he cursed my existance. i didnt know

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

wife: you better not be hanging out with that vampire who pretends to be drake

me: what nah i told u ion hang out wit him anymore

drakeula: *voice muffled behind closet door* i need a vun dance

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

[at the bar] yeah that’s my boy over there. he’s a little evil but he’s cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ll block a bitch on Wizard 101