Matt

All I suggest is a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest

[Matt @MDoveton]

@smashedmartini Glue sniffing

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Putting aside the Govt’s ineptitude.. some perspective:
The WW2 generation had to spend 6yrs dodging bombs & praying for loved ones to survive ferocious battles with the Nazis.
We’re being asked to only meet up with 5 mates at the pub.
We can probably cope if we dig deep.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I suspect she speaks for a lot of young people in Britain.
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[Matt @MDoveton]

@Nigel_Farage Good point, some people also steal things so why should the rest of us buy things?

[MR @MarcusRashford]

I would urge you to talk to families before tweeting. To this day I haven’t met one parent who hasn’t wanted or felt the responsibility to feed their children...

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Put to the side that this comment came from an MP. It’s comments like this that prevent people from speaking their truth and asking for help. We need to start uplifting each other. I would have had the same response to anyone tweeting this...

[Steve Peers @StevePeers]

The biggest liar in the history of the UK.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Believing in the sanctity of a free press is incompatible with being otherwise complacent about who owns it.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Such hyperbole. Their futures are not on a knife edge. They’ve messed up. Kids do. They’ll take the punishment, learn from their mistake and move on to hopefully be the brilliant players that we expect they’ll become.

[Matt @MDoveton]

@realDonaldTrump Do you get extra points for deaths?

[Matt @MDoveton]

@DontDMmeMofos Even sleep isn’t a guaranteed escape

[Matt @MDoveton]

It’s Tuesday people!!!

[𝖠𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 @AnIllicitWriter]

Listen to Donald Trump’s 3D chess—playing mind as he describes his second-term agenda.

[Matt @MDoveton]

@TennisTV Boger Rederer

[Matt @MDoveton]

@Nigel_Farage Fuck off cunt 🖕

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Poppycock! This humbug totally misses the spirit of Notting Hill Carnival and the tradition of “ dress up” or “ masquerade” Adele was born and raised in Tottenham she gets it more than most. Thank you Adele. Forget the Haters. https://t.co/sabpPPRtID

[Matt @MDoveton]

@1stClown I have a feeling he (or she) built Hell and then was like “How the fuck do I fill this place??”

[Matt @MDoveton]

Just watched ‘Psychopath’ with Piers Morgan. I think there must be something wrong with me as the only person I liked was the ‘Psychopath’. Actually wanted to hug the guy. He was the only authentic part of the show.

[Matt @MDoveton]

@piersmorgan You never answered his question

[Matt @MDoveton]

Are Humans plants or minerals?

Cat becomes first animal to test positive for COVID-19 in the UK https://t.co/87KhVa4mrH

[Matt @MDoveton]

@shivambhardhwaj Is this why all theists are studs who’ve never been rejected? 😆 Stupidest thing I’ve read all day. Trump should start tweeting soon though so will be short lived 😂👍