Michael E. Walston, DO

General Surgeon

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Cliff Reid @cliffreid]

Interactive Holistic Four-Interface Shock Model based on the work of @ThinkingCC and friends thanks to @GeminiApp https://t.co/gbhZ56T175

[CIA @CIA]

This Thanksgiving season, CIA is grateful for our hardworking officers and their unwavering professionalism and devotion to mission.

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@Timodc https://t.co/7pDqpSbZ6G

[Matthew Martin, MD, FACS, McRIB @docmartin22]

Finally - results from the RESCUE-ASDH Trial are out in @NEJM . Study of patients with acute traumatic subdural hematoma requiring surgical evacuation, randomized to either standard craniotomy versus craniectomy. So what did they find?

[Journal of the American College of Surgeons (JACS) @acsJACS]

A recent JACS article says that studying the war in Ukraine offers the opportunity to develop improved tactics and medical training methods to better prepare for future conflicts. Read more about this article today! https://t.co/RJI8pWuwZL

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@DrTobiasFunky They should call it the Ball Match

[doc-on-the-run @doc_on_the_run]

@EAST_TRAUMA #EAST2023 #advancingscience

Top ICU Articles from the last 2 years that should change your practice:

STARRT-AKI: Timing of RRT
https://t.co/dBwbQsyH4K

Post Cardiac Arrest
https://t.co/V6534G4mPP

Dying in the ICU
https://t.co/i6zbYPC2xg

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@bonerhitler I love my Gangy 300

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@SurgeryBro Needs more transpore tape holding it together

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@BeerAdvocate MF DOOM-One Beer

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@BeerAdvocate St. Arnold's Fancy Lawnmower

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@straub_evan @EmorySurgery Congrats Evan!

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

Fun fact: in sauropod dinosaurs the recurrent laryngeal nerve (RLN) may have been up to 28 meters long!

For context:
in humans the RLN is ~10 cm long
in giraffes the RLN is ~5 meters long
in sauropods the RLN was ~28 meters!

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[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@michaelhoinski Rothko Chapel

[USGS Store @USGSstore]

It is a special #FreeMapMonday for all you Texans out there! Follow us and Re-tweet this post for a chance to win the Tri-decadal State Satellite Map of Texas!

#USGSStore (U.S. residents only)

[Dave Foley @DaveSFoley]

THE SHOW YOUR GRANDPARENTS WOULDN’T LET YOUR PARENTS WATCH IS BACK!
Filming has begun on The Kids in the Hall’s 8-episode Amazon Original series in Toronto. Below is photographic proof that we can still occupy the same physical space. #wereback #kidsinthehall @PrimeVideoCA

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@SurgeryBro Congrats, Bro!

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@AliSawani @NCHPedsRes Congrats Ali!

[Michael E. Walston, DO @MEWalstonDO]

@TonyNNguyen2015 @AkeemGB @USFvascular @usfvascularsur1 @TheCleanScalpel Congrats!