Jules MF!

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

[Pro-Lifer @antichoicer]

My used book store will be called Books With Character.

[Pro-Lifer @antichoicer]

I'm opening a clothing store inspired by popular books called Novel Tees.

[Pro-Lifer @antichoicer]

People who don't understand hyperbole MAKE ME SICK!

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

@theflans This was also funny when @skeyoh tweeted it months ago.

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

Read something, fool!

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

VOTE/FOLLOW @MittBerryCrunch

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

What part of speech is motherfucker?

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

Read some @DrunkShakespear #FridayReads

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

Read some @CL_Personals #FridayReads

[Bethanne Patrick @TheBookMaven]

"The only way to do all the things you’d like to do is to read." –Tom Clancy #fridayreads

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

Reading should not be like an Olympic event. It should be a no-pressure hobby. It should be so common that it's not impressive.

[Jack Skellington @KingHalloween]

| Follow the very funny @markhoppus • @MitchHedberg1 • @MFJules • @skeyoh |

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

We can all learn a lot from @DrunkShakespear.

[Drunk Shakespeare @DrunkShakespear]

I wrote Tequila Mockingbird.

[Fun Facts @PhunFacts]

"Liar" is a five-letter word.

[Fun Facts @PhunFacts]

Jelly Fish are the only species of animal known to primarily communicate telepathically.

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

. @Olympics I could compete in Synchronized Watches.

[Jules MF! @MFJules]

. @Olympics I cannot pronounce most of these athletes' names.