Mike Chudzinski

You tried the best. Now try the rest. Call 1-600-DOCTORB.

[Wealthsimple @Wealthsimple]

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[Weighn @iAmMrCarson]

I hate 4 way stops cuz everybody stupid

[Martin Mignot @martinmignot]

France 🇫🇷 just sucks at marketing.

If the US 🇺🇸 had decarbonized its entire energy production in a decade, Ryan Gosling would star in the movie and the whole world would be talking about it and doing the exact same thing (ie. going all in on nuclear ☢️).

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Noise Filter https://t.co/zdPq4vGXTT

[Mike Chudzinski @MGmikcs]

@dubiousdinobot @breenj22 @TSNSteve Don’t play hard with your best players until the end. Disrespectful. Don’t handle them with kid gloves playing your backup players either. Disrespectful.

[Hoff Matthews @HoffMatthews]

The closest you can get to knowing what it’s like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts are trying to remember a piece of trivia that you know

[sad sad mommy @noahsarca]

i love the quebec pet allowances they are so silly it’s like a riddle

[Brian Koch @Thisisntflying]

It is absolutely unforgivable that “biweekly” can mean “twice a week” OR “every other week.”

A word like this is meant for scheduling purposes! It can’t be open to interpretation! Either it gets its act together, or we need a new word! @Dictionarycom

[Scotty Cameron @twitscotty]

“The council has retreated to its secluded chamber as we await the smoke from the chimney permitting us to use the word recession.”
- The most scientific of the social sciences

[Mike Chudzinski @MGmikcs]

@SteveStuWill @JohnDiesattheEn Motorcycles off the scale but cars are x100 more dangerous than planes, motorcycles only x30 more dangerous than cars. Cars are also super dangerous!

[Mike Chudzinski @MGmikcs]

@matttomic Have to vote yellow

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Please demand more out of art than just “here is an inferior uncanny valley version of your childhood memories give us more money”

[Rick Edwards @rickedwards1]

Interesting read about the disconnect between what critics (and often, social media bubbles) claim, and what the wider public are actually enjoying. Think something like this probably applies to politics, too.

https://t.co/SWHzwyrZgE

[Christina Holland 🐀 @americanwombat]

So the other day I learned that while the rough concept of "And Alexander wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer" is old-ish, that exact wording originates with Die Hard. What are other quotes that people think are classical that are from like recent movies, tweets etc?

[Qagggy! @Qagggy]

This Dutch elementary school building very conveniently has a pub with a clear view of the playground. 🍻🤸