Michele Hoferitza

Mom to five amazing women. Grandma to five (and a half) cute babies.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@FreddyLA7 “Walk for an hour” is how everyone knew you were not from America. We don’t walk anywhere. For any amount of time.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@HumpyAppleby @FreddyLA7 Roll Tide. We’ll show him a proper stadium.

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@FiredUpCoug Mushroom Swiss Burger. Onion Rings. Ice Cream.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@3YearLetterman Great food? Friendly staff? at 1am? Where is this mythical Waffle House? Was it "clean" too? 😂🤣

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@3YearLetterman Me! Pick me! I'll go! My daughter served a mission in Tennessee and once went to a biker church. She wore a bright pink sweater and stood up and sang a hymn. Let's do that!

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@NarnianAttorney @BasedMikeLee The US government has no business labeling any religion as any specific category. Let each religion stand on its name.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@AmygatorRedux @BasedMikeLee Except that the First Amendment prohibits the government from establishing religion. Which means it also cannot apply the word "Christian" to only groups approved by the government. The word "Christian" should be removed from all. Let them stand on the name of their church.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@jayquintana_jr @3YearLetterman Also Gladys Knight. True story.

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@BasedMikeLee I’m not a lawyer but isn’t it a violation of the first amendment for the Federal Govt to define the word “Christian” then apply it arbitrarily to chosen groups? It feels a lot like establishing religion. They should remove the word and let each denomination stand on its name.

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@BasedMikeLee I’m not a lawyer but isn’t it a violation of the first amendment for the Federal Govt to define the word “Christian” then apply it arbitrarily to chosen groups? It feels a lot like establishing religion. They should remove the word and let each denomination stand on its name.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@carbo_al Looks pretty Christ-centered to me.

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@matthenryyoung I don't know, the official logo looks pretty Christ-centered to me.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@MattBrownEP Looks pretty Christ-centered to me.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@3YearLetterman I don’t really know what to tell you. Seems pretty Christ-centered to me.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@BasedMikeLee It’s like saying Democrats don’t believe in democracy. Oh, wait…

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@3YearLetterman I shudder to think that in some alternate dimension, this timeline might actually exist. But also, I'd like to have a peek at how that's going.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@3YearLetterman @martinamcbride @nmcbride13 @WuTangClan @TigerWoods @BACtrack @KidRock @Rockefeller @PizzaRanch @Quiznos @Whitesnake I heard she's being replaced by the Dixie Chicks. Probably.

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@Greshamslaw7 @django Can confirm.

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@FiredUpCoug Had a friend who had served a mission in Japan, later married a Japanese woman and lived there another ten years. Came back to the US and two decades later was learning French. His teacher was confused that he spoke French with a Japanese accent.

[Michele Hoferitza @MHoferitza]

@FoxNews How does the most heavily regulated state in the country end up with a catastrophic failure of this magnitude? I’m guessing there are a whole chain of bad decisions that preceded the crisis.