Me-Shell Written

I laugh at my own jokes.

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

The person who laughs at my jokes as much as I laugh at my jokes. Will be the person I will marry.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

yeah no they actually aren’t the same thing. apparently it was owned by two brothers that started up the original store, but then they got into a huge fight and split up. so now there's fleet farm and farm & fleet.

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

Xavier:

-Ready to settle down
-Wants to be a dad
-Knits
-Scientist
-Loves his mama

Me:

#TheBachelorette

[best of swift ❁ @besttofswift]

me right now.

[🪩 eME!rald ☁️ @hushmirrorball]

me the second I hear "ahh ahhh ahh"

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

My toxic trait is going out to a parking lot and instantly forgetting where I parked

[Lauren Pluim @LoPluim]

everyone heading to twitter to see if rhianna is pregnant

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

My new saying is I wear many hats at my job. Today I wore like 17.

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

Went to 3 different @KwikTrip s today #blessed

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

I don’t want much - just a yellow Gatorade and a boyfriend.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

We literally change time twice a year you can change pronouns

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

A lot going on at the moment - time to start a puzzle

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

How can I make this football game about me

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

I don’t go to therapy, but I listen to podcasts

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

High schoolers keep me humble - always there to bring me down

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

Ready 4 it

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

How we feeling

[Me-Shell Written @MICHELLERITTEN]

Today was so busy my phone is at 74%

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Congratulations to Paul Rudd on being named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2021.