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[MJ @MJ440420]

Lauren - “so how did the high heel kill him?”
Mom - “if anything penetrates too far into your eye it will hit your brain and you will die”
Lauren - ”ooohhh so that’s why you wear goggles during solar eclipses”

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT if you ❤️ Kyle Monangai

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN!!!

THE BEARS PUT UP 59 POINTS AGAINST THE PANTHERS AND START THE SEASON 1-0! FIRST WIN OF THE 2026 SEASON!! WHAT A GAME FOR CALEB WILLIAMS.

LETS GOOOOOOO 🐻⬇️

[MJ @MJ440420]

I’m backkkk 😛

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Chicks think the cat is their mom and the cat is really mothering them. 💓😂

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Common sense is not so common anymore.

[Coby @Cobylefko]

All I ask is for one city in the US to look like this. Just one!

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Do not take advice from people who have not accomplished or done what they’re giving advice on. Seems obvious but it’s insane how many people with 0 credentials mislead people and people willingly eat it up 😂😂

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Life has ~600,000 hours in it. Use each hour well. The ride will be over before you know it.

[MJ @MJ440420]

I’m so glad that people will call you a name and you call them the same name but you’re the only bad person 😆

[~ @viagrafaII]

i know my worth bro i’m just dumb as hell

[RUSS @russdiemon]

don’t let social media rush you

[MJ @MJ440420]

@beamer01585419 “it’s me and my cars two year university”

[payton ♡ @pmfwhit]

I feel like In High school we should of learned how to do taxes, invest in stocks, write checks, pay bills, how to buy a house, why credit matters and how to create your own business. Not whatever we did fuckin learn.

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid19 and Stupidity

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It’s always “Ope sorry” and never “I brought you culvers”

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest language 101

the other day = could mean yesterday or 1994

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Oh, it’s going = *desperate cry for help*

watch for deer = I love you

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

is it just me or does it kinda feel exactly like last year

[MJ @MJ440420]

@esbarenfa Same

[MJ @MJ440420]

And Mrs. Daniken

[emiley carroll @emileycarroll]

the first day we are allowed to hug teachers again...i am flying to mrs. michel's classroom.