M. J. “Cat” Castelli

NY born, DC raised, LA living #Dodgers #Law #Science #Humor #ItalianJew #FBomber #MakeAmericaSmartAgain

[Mark Brockett @Tuff_Overlord]

Thanks to @trublu213 for the idea, my favorite former #Dodgers players from the last decade...

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is a really good article.

For as politically savvy as McConnell usually is, I do believe he stepped on his schlong here.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The math is already clear. Whether we choose a progressive or a moderate as our nominee, half of the Democrats will be satisfied and half will be disappointed, no matter what. So get over yourselves by June 2020, and work hard for the nominee to defeat Trump. It’s too important.

[American Gods US @americangodsus]

Show Mr. Nancy that you know how to get shit done by downloading the @STARZ app: https://t.co/pU37JSsxtd #AmericanGods

[Koko ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏿 @Kokomothegreat]

Oh my fucking god. When will this end bc at this point I'm sad.

He literally moved his wh!te power gesture to get it in the frame with the reporter. Disgusting. #ArmyNavyGame https://t.co/WjtdwF34WC

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is about the best five minutes I’ve ever seen a member of Congress use.

[James Comey @Comey]

FYI: I offered to go on Fox & Friends to answer all questions. I can’t change their viewers on Donald Trump but hoped to give them some actual facts about the FBI. They booked me for tomorrow at 8 am. They just cancelled. Must have read the report.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

What a titanic hypocrite.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I. Love. Professor. Karlan.

[Sera Gamble @serathegamble]

Me to @johnthemcnamara the whole time he was writing #TheMagicians musical in the desert last season

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

- orders IG to dig through Russia probe and prove POTUS right

- IG digs through Russia probe and proves POTUS wrong

Ya hate to see it.

[Sera Gamble @serathegamble]

Hi, writers! I’m doing a Q and A this afternoon over in my Instagram stories. Go to there if you’ve got questions about writing, producing, the tv biz at large, or what to put on your burger at @CounterBurger.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

1. Justice Kennedy retired abruptly to make way for Trump’s Brett Kavanaugh.
2. Kennedy’s son Justin and senior executive Tom Bowers signed off on Trump’s loans at Deutsche Bank.
3. Bowers “killed himself”.

Raise your hand if you demand a damn explanation for that shady shit. ✋🏼

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I told you guys NATO was next. 😑

He’s about to be impeached, and he’s still crossing off Putin’s Christmas list one by one.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Trump’s former Navy secretary: “It was also a reminder that the president has very little understanding of what it means to be in the military, to fight ethically or to be governed by a uniform set of rules and practices.” https://t.co/NHPXsnizun

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Abolish ICE.

[Tim Knoch @Octim1]

If you mock your parents with “ok boomer” comments, you better be independent, living on your own, paying all your own bills, with a job.
Otherwise, show some respect to the people that raised you.

[M. J. “Cat” Castelli @MJCastelli]

@smickable Check out the Calm app. It’s what I use. Varying between music, stories, white noise background sounds.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

BOOM