Mark

Film/Music/Football. North London head, Stockport heart

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Mark @MJL77]

Backrooms and Obsession on their second and third weekend on release getting with a few million of £200m tentpole ‘Masters of the Universe’ opening weekend is sensational stuff

[Exhibitor Relations Co. @ERCboxoffice]

TOO EARLY TOP 5

1. SCARY MOVIE ($58M)
2. MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE ($28M)
3. BACKROOMS ($25M)
4. OBSESSION ($24M)
5. THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS ($12M)

[Mark @MJL77]

On behalf of 3/4 of the people reading this, may I call Bullshit. Just say it's Ozempic.

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

Alison Hammond turned heads on This Morning today in a bright green dress as she opened up about maintaining her incredible 11-stone weight loss.

The 50-year-old presenter told viewers she did it the natural way through early-morning workouts and sticking to a healthy eating plan.

She was clear she has never used weight-loss jabs, saying it was all down to hard graft and consistency.

Viewers rushed to praise her online, calling her “absolutely glowing” and saying she now looks “better than ever”.

Fans said her results prove you don’t need injections to transform your body and praised her for being a positive role model.

Alison said the new routine has given her more energy and confidence than she’s felt in years.

She looks like a different person..do you think she didn't use jabs?

[Mark @MJL77]

@Batfox_Pictures No, he was taking the piss and then had to throw out the ‘affectionate’ line afterwards when it became ridiculously big. The initial angle was very sneering. Watch ‘Starshaped’ they were art school snobs

[Mark @MJL77]

A tragedy, this kid is a generational talent

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇩🇪 BREAKING: Lennart Karl will miss the World Cup due to injury, BILD confirm.

Assan Ouedraogo expected to replace Bayern gem.

[Mark @MJL77]

These were a very big deal

[David Opie @DavidOpie]

You don’t understand the stranglehold this Nescafé Gold Blend advert had on the UK because of Anthony Head (long before he was in Buffy)

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

A few people are querying how we arrived at a current transfer fee price of £223m for Alan Shearer when he went to Newcastle in 1996/97.

This is the maths...

In 1996/97 when total revenues for all 20 Premier League clubs was £459m.
£15m/459m = 3.3% of total revenue

Total revenue for all 20 Premier League clubs in 2024/25 was £6.83 billion 3.3% of £6.83 billion = £223 million.

[〽️ @MattOfTheSouth]

“So you know the time you usually go to bed? That’s their dinner time”

[Mark @MJL77]

Really pleased for him, difficult journey but technically exit. Too lightweight for midfield in the PL though

[City Source @CitySourceHQ]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City have made a transfer decision involving Matheus Nunes 🔵🇵🇹

Despite actively searching for a new right-back this summer, City reportedly view Nunes as their first-choice option in the position heading into next season 👀

After reinventing himself at right-back, has Nunes finally found his long-term role at Manchester City? 🤔

[@City_Xtra]

[Mark @MJL77]

Must be one of the PSG boys, Kvaratskhelia? Vitinha?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Florentino Perez: "On Tuesday we will make an offer of more than 150 million euros for a player who plays in the Champions League. It will be the most expensive signing in the history of Real Madrid."

"The signing isn't Olise, nor Haaland. It will be another who plays from midfield upwards."

[Mark @MJL77]

Olise

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “The official €150m bid will NOT be for a Premier League player”.

[Mark @MJL77]

@CinemaTweets1 Opening credits ripped off from Fincher's The Game.

[Mark @MJL77]

they wouldn't want it any other way

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ debuts with 20% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Read our review: https://t.co/N79FXnWzLt

[noah @JOGOBONlTO]

sensational

[Matt Lorenzo @lorenzomatthew]

Not since JFK has someone died so horribly in Dallas. Lovely memories 😎https://t.co/C5hidGTN0b

[Mark @MJL77]

@bushontheradio Jet Set Willy II, never got over 'The Trouble with Tribbles' room

[Mark O'Haire @MarkOHaire]

I've simulated the World Cup 100,000 times and one thing is already clear about the new 48-team format:

✅ 6 pts = 100% qualify
✅ 4 pts = 99.8% qualify
⚠️ 3 pts = 67% qualify
❌ 2 pts = 5% qualify

The new format is quite forgiving.

3 points and a -2 goal difference gets you through more often than not.

[Mark @MJL77]

@TheFergusonWay Anderson price in £105m, Van Hecke is £70m. Both City and Tottenham have bid below these amounts in their first bids for the respective players.

[Mark @MJL77]

@StevePenk @netflix Mubi Steve, Mubi.

[Mark @MJL77]

Last year of deal, so should in theory be cheaper, I wouldn't pay £70m when he is available for free in 12 months. Spurs going big on defence. Senesi and Van Hecke in would suggest both Romero and VDV out?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur submit bid to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton & Hove Albion. #THFC offer for 25yo centre-back below #BHAFC valuation so rejected, but talks continue in bid to strike agreement. Dutch int’l close to Roberto De Zerbi @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/kiZ9NDIURF