Michael Murphy

Diving headfirst into the world of code. Sometimes bellyflopping.

Multimedia kinda guy. Sound connoisseur. Cat butler. Teaphile. 2x Spelling Bee Champion.

[Michael Murphy @MJMSessions]

ngl I kinda forgot this app existed. Is this where we’re going back to? Have we gone full circle? It’s like going back to your hometown except now (you’ve finally realized) it’s full of nazis.

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@roboticlettuce @gabrielledrolet HI HELLO JUST SEEING THIS WHAT

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@allstate My car was hit by your policyholder on 7/2. I submitted loads of documents and photos to Allstate to help expedite the claim, and haven't received so much as a single phone call, despite contacting your adjuster on 4 different days. I HAVE NO CAR. WHAT IS GOING ON.

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@JacyWatson And that bit of passive aggressive projection is a dead giveaway for a dude who still hasn't figured out how to let go and be independent.

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I'd really, really appreciate it if @UPS would get its shit together. This is the THIRD delivery where the live map has shown your driver literally at my house and driving miles away. This goes on for HOURS, each delivery. This is RIDICULOUS.

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@craftsman For the TradeStack 2-drawer unit, what's the clearance height of each drawer? Can't find consistent info anywhere. Thanks!

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@jaredpolis @united Reality could also be simulation, Gov.

A simulation of a simulation.

Maybe you WERE flying!

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I'm replacing the control arm bushings on my car today and it's recommended to keep them in the freezer so they compress and are easier to insert.

Bad news: forgot that step and left them in the car overnight.

Good news: It's 15F this morning.

Colorado: "Better Than A Freezer"

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I could order a slushee from there, they’d walk out with a single corn dog and I’d just sit there like, “ahh excellent, I was so parched”

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Sonic is the only fast food place that is both consistent in food quality and also consistent in fucking up my order each and every time.

And I’m consistently too lazy to ask them to fix it. I’m saving the company thousands per year lol

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The Springs was down to 1°F today! Though I adore the cold, I hate cold ears.

Big up to @cprwarner for my very own Colorado Public Radio (@CPRNews) beanie! 🤙🏼

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@JacyWatson I see absolutely zero issues with this lol

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@BoyceDan @KRCC @CPRNews Manitoid chiming in! I had this same question when I lived in COS. Some ideas:

- Costages
- Springles (NOT to be confused with "sprongles" which is what I call asparagus.)
- Colospigs (credit to the "Colo Spgs" highway signs)
- Springalings
- CoSpr the Friendly Ghosts

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@BT BRAGGA BRAGGA COLORADO COAST BEST COAST.

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@ColoradoMatters ...was *someone's* foot resting on the main power breaker?!

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@BoyceDan My top track was thunderstorm sounds!

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WTF, Pueblo?! I thought y'all were supposed to be chill and laid back and at least a little progressive.

This is revolting.

[KRCC @KRCC]

The Pueblo city council plans to vote on a measure that would effectively ban abortions within the city limits, the first proposal of this kind in Colorado since the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.
https://t.co/viIgclnlOs

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@cprwarner @COPublicRadio Oh awesome!

[Michael Murphy @MJMSessions]

@cprwarner @COPublicRadio Done and done! Proud to already be a monthly supporter, and happy to help out more when I can. :)