Mike Ruttinger

Marathoner, Ironman, triathlete, yogi, and sometimes attorney. 26.2x14 70.3x5 140.6x3. Wooster Scot and Michigan Wolverine. Opinions are my own.

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

Built for the wild. Built for the moment.

Wolverines roam remote wilderness and dominate the hardwood. 

Congratulations to the Michigan Wolverines on their NCAA championship. 🏆 🏀

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

ONE SHINING MOMENT 🙌

#MarchMadness

[Blue By 90 @bluebyninety]

National Championship Mr. Brightside

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

To be fair, this is exactly how I react when someone builds on a route I wanted when playing Ticket to Ride

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

🚫 During a UN Security Council meeting yesterday, the Iranian Ambassador to the U.N. stated their response has been directed solely and exclusively at the bases and assets of the United States. LIE.
✅The Iranian Regime is actively targeting civilians and has attacked more than a dozen locations including:
· Dubai International Airport
· Kuwait International Airport
· Zayed International Airport, Dubai
· Erbil International Airport, Iraq
· Fairmont Palm Hotel, Dubai
· Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai
· Crowne Plaza Hotel, Bahrain
· Port of Dubai
· Residential areas in Beit Shemesh, Israel
· Residential areas in Tel Aviv, Israel
· Residential area of Era Views Towers, Bahrain
· Residential areas in Qatar

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

Noticed the “o1 pro” tag was back this morning and now I feel like I’m the Scooby Doo meme. 👀 #openai

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

The Strava chart of someone who got a stress fracture:

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

It’s giving velociraptors testing the electric fence…

[Sam Altman @sama]

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[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Ryan Day.

1-4 vs Michigan.

23.5 point favorites at home against a 6-5 Michigan team.

No Colston Loveland, Donovan Edwards, Will Johnson.

It’s never going to be easier than this.

You’re done.

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

@slinnick I mean this sincerely out of curiosity: do you think winning a natty would even save his job now?

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine! #GoBlue

[Cha〽️p Willy @JWGoBlue]

Michigan has fans who write manifestos about the football program and alums who marry billionaires to flip 5-stars. Show me another fanbase with that type of dedication. Best university in the world.

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

It’s almost like having all of your best wing defenders hurt is a bad thing when facing the team that shoots the most 3s in the NBA. #Cavs

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

It’s almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I’m a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

Can someone explain to me the point of gas pumps that ask “are you authorized?” when you pay with a credit card. Do we really think someone who stole my card is going to fess up and hit “no”?

[mike @bengals_sans]

Here is every sack of Deshaun Watson set to the Law and Order SVU theme song

[James T. Yoder @JamesYoder]

The haters said Michigan couldn’t throw the ball worth shit. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

But they forgot about Kalel Mullings.

Michigan wins‼️

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

RIP to James Earl Jones, alumnus of the best university in the world. https://t.co/J7xigC31oo

2:10 hits so damn hard. Just saying. #RIP #GoBlue

[Mike Ruttinger @MJRuttinger]

Mayor Bibb’s next stadium offer to the Haslams should be to put up $1 million per yard that Watson passes for in this game. #Browns

[Ethan Mollick @emollick]

Hahaha.

But also would you have had “AIs can do emotional voice acting, playing off a partner & improvising” as a reasonable prediction, even last year?

[le tour de robyn @robyn_emz]

does this mean they’re sending joe biden to the vuelta