Mayor Mare

The Mayor of Ponyville. Likes giving speeches, finished paperwork, ponies. Dislikes rampaging monsters, ponies who create paperwork, green grapes.

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

*Filling out the paperwork for @MLP_Birdcat 's parade.* Now where did I put that stapler. *looks around for a red swingline stapler that was just here.*

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

*approves this message. *

[Fluttershy @mlp_Fluttershy]

@mlp_spike Not everyone. *picking up the trash because a clean Ponyville is a good Ponyville. *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

@mlp_Beaufort @mlp_Luna * Goth Princesses hold the line. *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

@CWF_Forecast *Is certain she just ordered the #4 with a side of early morning cloud cover. *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

@MLP_SirKet * It was just luck that the residents of Ponyville have been training to fight an endless horde of self replicating gazebos for years. *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

@mlp_Plotline *Would have to give up her bureaucratic License if she passed up free food. Eating pizza it’s even really pizza and not piNNa or pitta like @CWF_Report serves at their free pizza day parties. Eating pizza. *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

♫Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!♪ #WWU22

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

((Hi all Twitter is being derpy, Please use #WWU22 to make it easier for ponies to look up your tweets and @ mention if you want someponies attention,..it might help.))

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

So we still honor those ponies who founded this town, and we honor the pony who brought about this change Princess @mlp_Twilight, and we honor you the ponies who are working hard to make this year the quickest Winter Wrap up Ever, Thank you all! #WWU22

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

Why don't we change? We could be done in a few minutes with magic. But I want to point out, We have changed these last few years we have organized ourselves in a new way. We together are accomplishing the cleanup in times that would be unthinkable just 20 years ago. #WWU22

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

Here in Ponyville we don't use magic and only a minimal amount of weather adjustments. We do it with our hooves and our backs... and sometimes our faces. This tradition goes back to the founding of our town. #WWU22

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

Ponies of Ponyville, Welcome to the first day of Spring! Today in just a little bit we will start the traditional process of cleaning up the leftovers of winter. #WWU22

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

*trots to the balcony past a crumb cover @mlp_spike who is on his third box of discount ginger snaps. #WWU22 * Hello..hello is this thing on *bangs the speaking horn causing feedback.*

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

Princess @mlp_Twilight Should I make the speech this year or do you want to? #WWU22

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

@mlp_Twilight @mlp_Celestia I was told it was meant to streamline the snowflake production line..but these last years have been all about cold rain *waves her hoof out the window #WWU22 * Look at that end of winter and barely a foot of snow.

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

I mean there was that small shower of waffles but it turned out that somepony just had the spring on their toaster set too high. *is babbling #WWU22 *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

@mlp_Twilight A bit I kept expecting some food weather this year but @CWF_Report barely did anything other than B.R.I.S.K. it's like they are not even trying. #WWU22

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

*Went all out and spent all the entertainment budget on this event. She even found some holiday themed cups this year...too bad the holiday was neighborly day. #WWU22 *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

@mlp_Twilight Princess @mlp_Twilight, Welcome We have the refreshments set up. *waves her hoof at the box of instant cocoa and the barnyard basement brand ginger snaps. #WWU22 *

[Mayor Mare @MLP_TheMayor]

*Window sense tingling!* #WWU22