MRS KRAB$

if nobody loves you i do

[n @ctrlarchive]

trying to read homer’s odyssey before july 17

[CIÇA @cecirajada]

ser uma mulher engraçada é esquisito pq as vezes faço um homem rir tanto que dá pra ver o semblante dele percebendo que mulheres são gente

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

wiping meta off the face of the planet is strictly a net positive for humanity

[Madame La Directrice @jenny_gxo]

This is so upsetting, from the looks of where she lived and daughter went to school, she was a very successful woman, this was a jealous abusive man, it’s so heartbreaking

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

Tim they tried to speak crazy on your name

[lele galliano @AliyahsW0rld]

Looking on Pinterest for some form of makeup inspo and all I see is myself

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

A little girl wearing a princess dress was behind me so I held the door open for her as i did a little curtsy and said “After you, your royal highness!” and the dad was so happy he could not stop giggling. Super cute.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[AJM. @TheSaintAndre]

Rih if she saw this post:

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me the following day after filling out the "anonymous" survey and my manager won't stop staring at me randomly.

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

A private jet just for a dress is deeply unethical, though.

[FunkLip @funkomi]

Who is sending these kids to Liverpool Street / Farringdon / Bond Street station to stand around in suits with a clipboard and ask for one off donations for ‘the youth’? And its not a registered charity. Where is the money going and why are people paying.

[millions of people🇯🇲 @REECEALJv2]

Day 1 of the new relaxed dress code at work and somebody has worn a t shirt which says “u bloodklart”

They’re gonna have us back in shirts by Monday omds

[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

i hate it when people are strict at a games night because my favourite thing to do at games is cheat. monopoly. charade. whot. ludo. i will cheat. we are adults now and it’s okay to cheat. it’s part of the fun.

[MRS KRAB$ @MMIWORLDTOUR]

Still can’t believe my friends fell out and we went to dinner and resolved it over food and some drinks. It was like being in an episode of RHOA. I’m gonna start resolving all my conflicts this way. Meet me over tacos and some margs and let’s get to the bottom of this mamas!

[Ryder @ryd3rwho]

u reckon u can get SFE if u go to Kai Cenat streamer university

[Eater Parker 🕸️ @notgodismikey]

sued my employer and won.

[Farah Sadek @rhythmnbIooms]

going back to work the day after I didn’t get the promotion everyone thought I would get