Simon Lord

An overweight, over the hill, nicotine stained, borderline alcoholic homophobe, with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding

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@drsanjoykumar @barnesannie135 I honestly can’t imagine the pain and suffering that you must feel following the loss of your beautiful daughter.

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@Jannerman55 @HJB_News__ 🤣🤣🤣

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@JenniferJS_ @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer The only time that Gordon Brown was chatty, informal, funny, serious and behaved like a normal human being was when he knew that he was getting hoyed out of Downing Street. Keir Starmer is going the same way.

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@HeatherJLpals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@DebraBe16141698 Lower than vermin. Words can’t describe the disgust that I have for him.

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@RhonddaBryant I’m sorry, Mr Bryant, but this appointment just goes to show that the talent pool of the Labour Party has rapidly dried up, like a puddle of sewage on a hot day, leaving nothing but rank detritus behind. It’s a shame that a once proud Party has descended to a rudderless ship.

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@DrChrisParry I heard a quote on the radio yesterday where Britain was described as “An obese welfare state with a rusty Navy attached to it.”
Sadly, that is now very true.

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@Mofoman360 An entirely avoidable tragedy. RIP.

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@Roarlinsonend @Tracking_Power They’ve been forgotten already, except by a left wing cabal of soggy gusseted bed wetters.

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@malonebarry Have a drink on me and get over yourself.

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@MrsEmmaWebber @Nettie150366 Bless his heart.

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@WireSpy92 That sucks.

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@steonthesea Can’t think why…..

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@Steven_Swinford @philmcraig I heard a great quote on the radio yesterday: “Britain is an obese welfare state with a rusty Navy attached to it”. Sadly, absolutely true.

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@WireSpy92 @Gingy16836908 Fucking sad but true, Spy.

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@WobbleyB0B @sandieshoes Probably very true. Can’t think of no other reason

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@JonathanWiltsh7 @malonebarry Yeah. It’s a sad day when innocent rank hippies with a twisted moral view of the world can’t go around attacking security guards or fracturing police officers spines with a sledgehammer.

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@InspGadgetBlogs @HeidiBachram Excellent news.
Sales of Tena Lady, adult nappies and waterproof mattress covers will be going through the roof when all of the soggy gusseted left wing fannies hear the sentences.