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Political Babel fish. #GE2019

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Translation "Chancellor announces he can't be arsed anymore" https://t.co/7IXOlpRBVF

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

BREAKING: Chancellor to give up his plan to balance books by 2020. In light of economic shock after Brexit

[EPCfloorplan @EPCfloorplan]

The good news is my son & his friend are doing a 75km charity bike ride for @brumshospice
The bad news is us dad's are doing it too. So if you please retweet & spread the word we'd be very grateful ❤️
https://t.co/V0citeITLJ

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Pig for victory!

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

To support restaurants and the people who work in them we’re saying ‘Eat Out to Help Out’.

So for the month of August we will give you a 50% reduction, up to £10 per head, on sit-down meals and non-alcoholic drinks Monday-Wednesday. #PlanForJobs

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

@CountBinface Boris Johnson

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Translation "I'm going to cancel brexit." #planforjobs

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Tomorrow after PMQs I will update Parliament on the next phase of our recovery from coronavirus. #PlanForJobs

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Mother Teresa?

[The Guardian @guardian]

Who might government seek to blame for the UK's Covid-19 failings? https://t.co/dRf42ZDEzD

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Woman sews 100 transparent face masks to allow deaf people to lip read and feel 'safe and included' https://t.co/R0fdoHNggC

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Is the Prime Minister trolling us?

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

Keep washing your hands.

It’s one of the best ways to protect yourself and others from coronavirus.

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Translation "Great Britain will give in to China's threats."

[Nile Gardiner @NileGardiner]

Great Britain must not give in to China's threats.

https://t.co/3KyEPHKfOj

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

@susie_dent @BorisJohnson

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

smellfungus (18th century): a grumbler, faultfinder, or one who likes to shift the blame for their own mistakes onto someone else.

[Jonnie @jonniepxd]

To go to Durham once Mr Cummings may be regarded as a misjudgement, to go twice looks contemptuous.

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Translation
"This is not the end of the story."

[Oliver Dowden @OliverDowden]

Dom Cummings followed the guidelines and looked after his family. End of story.

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

@elonmusk I saw Subway Stalinists play Glastonbury. Fantastic set.
#TwitterBandNameGenerator

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

They are going to call it the Piers Pasty

[Robyn Vinter [email protected] @RobynVinter]

Important Greggs news: my sources say the vegan steak bake is landing on Thursday

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Translation "Carrie, the dog & I are moving to a gated community."

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

We are introducing new measures to tackle violent crime and make our streets safer. #QueensSpeech

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Or even a cock or two.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Prime Minister @BorisJohnson said 'even a parrot' could recite his party's message to 'get Brexit done' as he addressed MPs for the first time since the general election in the House of Commons today 🦜

Read more 👉 https://t.co/EfwuFKMJVU

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

They played a great set at the Reading festival.

[Stewart Jackson 🇮🇱🇬🇧🇺🇸 @BrexitStewart]

Labour in a death spiral
.....

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

Sounds just like our office Christmas party.

[FT UK Politics @ftukpolitics]

Jeremy Corbyn faces ‘angry’, ‘bleak’ and ‘distraught’ meeting of MPs https://t.co/YBpyPPKKx1

[MP Translation @MPTranslation]

We're going to ensure, that after Brexit, UK citizens will still be allowed to enter the Euro Millions lottery.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

We are going to be working on the priorities of the British people. #PeoplesGovernment

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@HenryNewman Digby Jones