Matt J Swaby

Unemployed in Greenland

[Matt J Swaby @MSwaby113]

Just saw two crows fly up, attack and chase off a red kite that was hovering above. Crazy scenes.
@Natures_Voice @RSPBEngland #crow #redkite

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@studiostassi @auderdy Freedom

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1 blackbird
1 sparrow
1 collared dove
2 wood pigeons
7 starlings
#birdwatching

[Matt J Swaby @MSwaby113]

Birds in my garden at the moment:
4 wood pigeons
1 collared dove
1 sparrow
1 starling
@RSPBbirders #twitchers #birdwatching

[Matt J Swaby @MSwaby113]

@BBCRadio2 No thanks. Vernon Kay is not a good radio host. Whenever he sits in for Zoe it's just terrible.

[Matt J Swaby @MSwaby113]

Entomologists are really annoying, they really bug me.

Ah ha.

[Matt J Swaby @MSwaby113]

@gardz86 It's expected, most big companies are now making big profits post pandemic.
Their stock prices are still lower than what they were before the first lockdown though, Imagine what they would be like if covid didn't happen

[Matt J Swaby @MSwaby113]

@MattHancock how about you stay in the UK and look after your constituency instead of messing around in the jungle

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@SairPike @NoContextBrits Chilli sauce, boss?

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@DavidSchwimmer https://t.co/gFgey9t2Ni

[Matt J Swaby @MSwaby113]

It's a grade A, grey day

[Sam Russo @samrussomusic]

I’m playing a bunch of UK and US shows this Autumn, but, as I’m sure you know, socials don’t always show you what I’m up to, so please switch on notifications if you want to know when I’m playing near you! Thanks! 📷 by Maxine Dupont

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@IGN They all failed their charisma checks

[Alwaysturtle @TheAlwaysTurtle]

I can't even

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@YogscastLewis @yogscast
Epic Jaffa https://t.co/7g3jChFiUb

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@nytimes #wordle 320 not a real word! It's a colloquial / informal term. Also a person's name.
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@ChrisLangWriter That's a kayak.

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I'm sorry, but Rocky Horror Picture Show is not a good film.