Mark Petersen

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@tayloreldridge @joshhart @jalenbrunson1 @Colling1021 Is your refrigerator running?

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@notthefakeSVP I had @FIUFootball +7. Down 12 drove down the field to score a TD with 51 seconds left to get it to +5. No timeouts they onside kick. @LATechFB would have recovered and took a knee. @LATechFB takes it to the house. Final score 43-31. #badbeats

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Some people assume I am quiet, boring, or shy, without ever realizing that I just don't like them.

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@theresa_fino oh cool..

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@theresa_fino obv you skipped the disclosure in my email where it clearly states "this information is confidential and for the privileged."

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

Why #kubball tradition has no equal RT @SINow Wilt, Danny, Andrew: 22 thoughts on three dynamic Kansas freshmen http://t.co/xlXW6YGpvJ

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@theresa_fino oh heyyyyyy there. You're not even in Scottsdale right now, ya freak!!!

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

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[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@HilariousTed it's called blacking out..

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

“@PostGradProblem: John Daly's in contention and you're sitting at work not drinking/blasting cigs. #PGP”

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

“@MensHumor: I wear earbuds that aren't hooked up to anything just so my coworkers won't talk to me.”

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@KCzphilly Hey, you. Why you 😢?

[Post Grad Problems @PostGradProblem]

Being the office Jay Cutler: A lot of talent, but looking like you just don't give a fuck. #PGP

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

“@PostGradProblem: When everyone else is just having a beer, and you went with the Makers and water. #PGP”

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@RowdyGentleman These colors don't run!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@DadBoner #gatorpagne

[Mark Petersen @MTP_85]

@BessDrum haha yesssss!!!!

[Mark Carman @thecarm]

Thanks to one and all. I enjoyed my time. You are a phenomenal town KC as you know. #wawawawithey

[nick wright @getnickwright]

That's kinda awesome RT @engeljen Pierce on his way back to huddle after draining monster 3 "I got your five, six, seven right here bitches"

[Fake KU Compliance @NotKUCompliance]

Perry Ellis is smart as shit, you guys. -- Perry Ellis Named National HS Senior Basketball Player of the Year http://t.co/Ey3kGw7A