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@pizzanachos69 Anyone with their jeans cut off real short and you see the pockets sticking out of the bottom?

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Spotify's year end algorithm is moot because it eliminates last December and this current December & between that time I've heard underwater Christmas in Japan by @dineenporter more times than I've heard every1s a winner by hot chocolate fight me @Spotify
https://t.co/8uXEtB3lBR

[mattscratchfever @MTSchaefer]

Can confirm! It's taken over as my second favorite podcast!

[Christian Duguay @christianduguay]

This is very cool about Valley Heat! Extremely proud to be mentioned by @nwquah

https://t.co/R6dHdKPqmU

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@emilymayamills This is a perfect tweet.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Happy ‘Ving to ya, you guys.

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@IMRANDY5000 @R5KProdAss Did you add a core while you were in there???

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@donvision There has never been a more accurate tweet that this.

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@RNassichuk Teacher: This is edible.
Me: *eats it all* I can live off the land!

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@RNassichuk Ah yes... Diarrhea at sixth grade science camp.

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@PerfektSpelller 🤣🤣🤣

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@primalux Tidepooling is the best! I'd love to do it guided some time. I'm always so nervous of missteps and killing stuff.

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A broken motel smoke detector is basically an invitation to rip butts. Am I lying, @jessepopp?

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@RNassichuk I need that cross section shot next.

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For some reason Mando and Grogu are hanging out at Oakland international.

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@LouiseBeatrixT @Ticketmaster @thedollop @reynoldsgareth Good call Weez! Thank you @reynoldsgareth! BTW the tickets are FREE

[mattscratchfever @MTSchaefer]

Does anyone want my tickets to see the Dollop live tomorrow night in SF? I have a pair I can't use due to covid exposure and I guess they aren't eligible for resale because @Ticketmaster is the scourge of good times.

[KNBR @KNBR]

A compilation of Buster Posey walking to the dugout before the umpire calls strike

👀🚶‍♂️

[mattscratchfever @MTSchaefer]

Well that's a bummer

[John Shea @JohnSheaHey]

Confirmed Buster Posey is retiring after a spectacular career including three Giants World Series titles.

Posey said of his future after Crawford got his extension: "I'll get to the end of the season and kind of assess at that point, talk to my wife and see where we are."

[mattscratchfever @MTSchaefer]

Just turkey tapped myself with a pair of jeans I was hanging up.

[mattscratchfever @MTSchaefer]

Happy 'Ween, you guys! Glad this still fits after 2 years of hanging out with fat Thor.