Jesse Popp

I am a high school graduate with one bowling trophy.

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Rewatching The Insider…it’s very well made but it’s funny that it’s a thriller about whether or not a guy will go on 60 Minutes to say cigarettes are bad for you.

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Gotta respect it. Don’t fuck with my food.

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These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

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We’re running out of ideas

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My cats ignoring me all day and then wanting me to pet them for ten minutes.

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This is like if you asked ChatGPT what does a basketball coach look like

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Watching Complete Unknown. It’s funny that there was a time when money grubbing showbiz guys would sit in the back of folk music shows and be like, “Yes. YES! Cha Ching!”

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They should do Big Night 2 but now it’s the 80’s and they think Brian Setzer is coming to dinner.

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THE JIG IS UP SUCKER THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

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I thought I lost my water bottle so I bought a new one but then I found the first one so now I have two water bottles. My life is so crazy. Can you handle it? Am I cancelled now???

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@rosshyzer Haha I actually saw that one. Incredible.

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I haven’t tweeted in two and a half years. What did I miss?

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@charles_sword @MichRattlers Thanks, I have not, but I’ll check it out!

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@CurtisHiggs1701 Just got out of work and ordered Taco Bell on Door Dash.

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@AshleyBRoberts Haha ok good to know.

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@McGinleyPrimaat That’s cool, thanks! Plan is to do another one this spring/early summer.

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I know it’s still going but I already won.

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Feels good to finally win the home run derby. Thanks everybody.

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Nice, didn’t even have to go to the draft combine. Update your fantasy boards.

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For some reason, I thought I was supposed to go to my niece’s bridal shower and then I showed up and it was all women and they were like what’re you doing here?