🦖Marie🦖

Bird nerd. Chicanx. Carnivorous plant collector. Yo soy darks!
Fire Ecology. Vector Ecology.
Agender. ND. 🏳️‍🌈

[🦖Marie🦖 @primalux]

It also says the only way to file a complaint is to call you. like if I have to talk to AI on your fucking website you can take a complaint without a phone call

[🦖Marie🦖 @primalux]

@FedExHelp my package has been on a truck for delivery for 2 days from a city that's 5 mi from me. it has still not been delivered & it's almost 10 p.m. on a Friday & your website just tells me to call you which is bs, obviously you're doing that to not have to deal with people

[Michelle Wille @DuckSwabber]

In 2024, 4/16 bobcats seropositive for H5N1. 2 confirmed alive Nov 2024 (GPS data), 2 alive June 2024, (GPS collars stopped). 1 bobcat negative for HP H5N1 antibodies at capture, died from HP H5N1 infection within 5 wk of capture.
👉https://t.co/ZHinrc8u5a

[Jaime Omar Yassin @hyphy_republic]

I don't know why we eat anything other than tacos, right

[Mia “PLAYOFFS BASKETBALL CUNCE!!!!!” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Can’t answer for everyone, but my father was an applied physicist before we moved here and worked at the bureau of meteorology equiv in Yugoslavia. But his qualifications weren’t recognised here. So he did whatever job he could to keep his family housed and fed. Hope this helps

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

never deleting facebook😂

[Negative Fans🏴 🇵🇸 @lesuperburp]

My fav (not) SF grifter is this guy Darren “World Peace” Stallcup. He used to DM me with “peaceful” messages. I will always think it was funny that he did a go fund me “to move out of the Tenderloin” but used the money from his duped followers to take vacations to Brazil & Paris.

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

2/3rds of this country has some sort of fundamental delusion about what they think this place is and where we rank in the world. either that we have the best standard of living, the best military, the most freedom, its always something laughably untrue but they'll die behind it

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

its so crazy how americans short circuit when you tell them that their shitty suburban life where u need a gun to go to walmart really isnt that great and that plenty people on earth have much higher standards of living. so many people here's entire mental health hinges on a lie

[Kerrcarr 🌘🟡🌘🌘 (🔴)🌘 🟡🌘🌘🌘 @Kerrcarr01]

Probably one of the best Star Wars related tweets I’ve seen ever. Absolute classic.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

sudo rm -rf probably feels so good to the computer

[NWS Bay Area 🌉 @NWSBayArea]

🎶Birds of a feather
we should stick together🎶

That's right, what you are seeing on KMUX are birds flying to the north at sunset! #CAwx

[Pink Floyd battle vest @flieldy]

White nationalists are the most pathetic people on the planet

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

You show this woman Wim Wenders's Perfect Days and she'll have a meltdown

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

You are not living a life of “great adventure and lore” if you’re paying for a blue check and tweeting, bitch

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

this tweet is probably a better argument for dipping rich people into a vat of acid than any communist literature

[EL PAÍS México @elpaismexico]

Mientras el ajolote, capaz de regenerarse una y otra vez sobrevive en acuarios y centros de investigación de todo el mundo, los científicos no logran encontrarlo en su hábitat natural, en Xochimilco, el gran humedal de Ciudad de México

🖋️ @carmenmoranb
https://t.co/mER4riR536

[Jaime Omar Yassin @hyphy_republic]

I fathered a kid when I was 18, my partner & I decided not to get married or to have me in the picture. When they applied for welfare at one time, that initiated a child support process that was never pursued. This person drove five hours to try to harm me with it, mentally ill.

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

Casually beaming a Nuralagus rex aboard my Nissan Leaf to take it to Prehistoric Park

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

lmfaoooooooo imagine halle berry kisses your man and you have to stand there clapping like a seal or you're the bad guy💀