Gomez

oh sí sí i'm very intrigued

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

Submissions are open for grungy pop sensations that I can be next year because I’ve officially found my stride. The more eyeliner the better

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

This dude bruh ain’t no way 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

“If I go broke I’ll start sellin dope again because I know at least 3 unsolved murders from the 90’s that will get me out of jail”

[꒰･‿･๑꒱♩♬ @humantooth]

most metal shirt i’ve seen.

[Rylan Thomas Heist @HeistRylan]

@MTshortstuff on the date: Let me show you my rank in Warhawk and why I would be a top streamer if people saw the viability this has for esports

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

@HeistRylan *Slides an external hard drive of my 2009 cap card footage across the table for her to review as proof*

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

@itschantelj Someone’s sounding like an ungrateful healthcare hero smh

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

Dozing off, November 30th:
“This is the year I FINALLY show off my avant garde music taste on Spotify Wrapped!!!”

Waking up, December 1st:
“Congratulations, your top artists are Drake, Taylor Swift, and Ed Sheeran! Share this story???”

[AZL @LizMulder]

Just til I see the homies @itschantelj @tanner_block @MTshortstuff

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

When you leave cell service to “Disconnect to reconnect” but you know your followers are begging for another social justice infographic

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

How low I was dropping it on the dance floor and how late I was dropping it?

Hint: I completed an Apple Watch activity ring getting up off the couch I just woke up on

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

God put me on this earth to gossip. And scheme

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Yeah you don't know her, she goes to Bishop Sycamore

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

@katywadey That’s it, I can’t take it anymore. I can afford $10 a month. I’ll see you behind the paywall

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

@In_The_Mtns So glad you could see me amidst my multi-mile walk of shame back to @HeistRylan’s house to get my car after a good old fashioned Stocks blackout

[Gomez @MTshortstuff]

@In_The_Mtns Disappointed in myself for getting too caught up in a work project, but also thrilled to be getting subtweeted for the first time since high school. This is invigorating

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

(hour 9 of my shift, pissing in a bottle) I need to get my boss to space

[~prester pop~ @exMalwa]

Arby's is north americas version of a wet market

[richie @richiebozek]

what liquor is gonna have drake “seeing triple like lebron” on the album

[katy wadey @katywadey]

Gomez said I looked like a Bond girl in my ID picture so now we’re friends again