Little Stitious

🍕🌵🍕 where I put my thoughts when my friends don’t text me back 🍕🌵🍕

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

Every once in a while when I go to turn on my shower I start singing “come clean” by Hilary Duff in my head and I hate myself a little less.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

The Menendez brothers sat courtside at a Knicks game after murdering their parents in 1989.

They were found in the background of a Mark Jackson trading card—29 years later.

Then another mystery: no one could figure out who spotted them.

So I found him.
https://t.co/jSZDbDIEeV

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

Stop sending me this shit

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I can not count the number of times I have been walking to my car in a parking lot and some dude yells something to me out their car like “you go girl” and like I don’t know. I’d like to just not be addressed at all.

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

How to de-stress 101: wear sweats to work, knit and eat all the Costco brand sweet potato chips your little feeble heart desires.

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Update: I still start crying when my boyfriend says sweet things to me. I don’t know what’s wrong with me why do I feel so much I need to stop crying this is ridiculous so many happy tears

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Moo point: it’s a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

Update: Jordan has reinstated his Facebook! His reasons are unimportant and insignificant. But it is there and all is well

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

Drinking a 500 cal chocolate shake while shopping for workout leggings....I am determined to have it all

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

Bishop: are you honest in all your doings with your fellow men?

Me:....well sometimes they forget to charge me for guac at chipotle and I don’t say anything so....

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

My therapist peeled back all my onion layers today and now I feel v naked and v afraid

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Just unfollowed all the online Utah Mormon boutiques that I was following on Instagram. Decided I didn’t actually need that kind of toxic conformist influence in 2019 or ever again in my life ✌🏼

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

This friggin winter break was a friggin blur and I’m mad about it

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Ok but concussions make you sleepy and I’m down for that. Hate the concussion....love the sleep 😴

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@Alyssahan93 Dude you look hot either way, but yes I couldn’t agree more

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Passed out on my bathroom floor this morning. I don’t think 2018 could be much worse than that! Bring on 2019, my body is obviously ready

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

Ok but how does anyone get actually clean with a washcloth? #teamLufa

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

@thataylaa But have you tried adding peanut butter????

[Little Stitious @MUDflappp]

My boyfriend is that weirdo that deleted his Facebook. This might a deal breaker folks

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@Alyssahan93 No such thing!