Up the reds

Manchester United fan.

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@giffgaff help, I changed bank cards so my payment failed this month and now I have no service , but your website isn't working so I can't log in. Please advise

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Guess we're not having cauliflower cheese with our dinner tomorrow then @AldiUK you absolute scruffs.

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@Patrick37171735 @Carra23 @StevenMcinerney 3. Same as United.

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@YodelOnline Yodel can see into the future and know that I'm not going to be in in 7 minutes (I am in now, they didn't even knock).

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@CostaCoffee screwed the wife over this morning calling this a medium coffee ffs

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@scottyy141 @SkySportsNews Yes, and only a bitter ABU would argue otherwise.

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@flutter61 This doesn't take into account the speed at which the ball is travelling you clown 🎻

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@HMRCcustomers Your phone number is down. I need to send an item to Germany but I don't have an EORI number. I'm also not registered for self assessment. What do I do?

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@Dan20Red @90sWWE @davidhcity @JordanBoland Hahaha quality! Remember when I back body dropped you through my bed, then I panicked about how much in trouble I was about to get?

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Finished building this desk then noticed two faults. I know I didn't cause these @IKEAUK - I can tell they're not 'fresh' marks. Very poor quality control @IKEA

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Didn't notice until I'd already taken the tag off, but it appears that @ASOS have sent me a shirt with a bogey on it. Nice. @ASOS_Menswear please advise.

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Oh @BritishGasHelp you consistently disappoint me. After an agent not being able to help me yesterday because 'the Internet is down', and promising me a 'call back in 5 minutes' that never came, I come to find even your chat bot slacking off.

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@TUIUK Hi, we've booked a package holiday and I'm trying to add a request for a travel cot to be put in our room but can't find a way to contact our hotel. Where can I make such a request please?

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@UberEats @ubereats_uk You've overcharged me by £10. The app told me my promo code worked, then the receipt (and my bank account) show it didn't. This was my first order, and I don't want to make a second tbh!

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@BritishGasHelp ...they said he can't come back. They said he can only come back TUESDAY. We have an 11 month old baby, and no heating. Need engineer back TONIGHT

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@BritishGasHelp HELP. We are HomeCare customers being messed around by your customer service. An emergency engineer came round to fix our boiler this afternoon, but it's still not working. He said to call if any problems, and he would come straight back. I just rang BG and....

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@owletbabycare I DMed you as soon as you sent me this tweet so it would be nice if you replied.

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@owletbabycare Your customer service rep was not helpful during our hour-long chat in which nothing was solved. Your product is proving to be a waste if time as well as money. Camera won't work properly

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@qpjewellers I ordered before this tweet but still haven't received my wife's present. Nice one. Cheers.

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@curryspcworld Is your twitter account run by a drunk baby?