Michael

Democrats are invested in people,republicans are invested in property-George Carlin

[Peter @sketchyhippos]

One of my favorite Onion articles

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Both

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

This story is literally about Tim Walz saving a troubled young man's life through the power of sports

I am not kidding

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today.

It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall.

The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality.

He immediately shuts it down.

"No ma'am. He's a decent family man."

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s the the Biden White House misplacing an apostrophe in a transcript or Donald Trump explicitly threatening to execute Liz Cheney with a firing squad, both sides have badly soiled our national dialogue.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Rogan: Roe was the law of the land and all of a sudden that had been taken away and you have these men trying to dictate what women can and cannot do with their bodies

Vance: Yeah, yeah... but you have women who go too far and try to celebrate it

Rogan: Very few do that

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Inflation has now fallen to 2.1% – nearly at its 2% target.

While critics said we needed a recession to lower inflation, we did it while creating 16 million jobs and growing our economy at the fastest rate of any presidential term in the 21st century.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Remember to check your kids’ Halloween candy today.

My son just found the Yankees’ fifth inning inside of a Snickers.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

You know I had to say it. Happy Halloween, everybody!

Make sure you vote. https://t.co/NKXRGNgbZX

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, after distancing himself from Project 2025, Donald Trump announced he will appoint Tom Homan (Project 2025’s author) on day 1. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Donald Trump is Project 2025

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Self-own girl.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Joe Biden as Moo Deng for Halloween

[party mom @fifimcfae]

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

“Big 12 has completed its review and found that Texas Tech just sucks”

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

If she sends you this it means you’re not getting to first base

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Wall Street Journal today: "The Next President Inherits a Remarkable Economy"

[Michael @MWHarris7]

@RunnnerNord @Boris_Yurinov_ @theaceofspaeder By his facial expression,Rizzo seemed annoyed by Cole's laziness.