Matt Charleston

I didn't make the mess, the mess made me

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

"Stop using these weird metaphors they don't make sense"

Me: Well if you weren't acting like an ocean of bees you'd understand

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@LStriebz p = ρgh

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@_roryturnbull @LisaDeBruine I’m from central ohio with Scottish heritage and absolutely say needs washed and needs swept. My gf from Cincinnati thinks it sounds weird. Also her won/one is different while mine is the same pronunciation.

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@__m_i_g Did he just raw dog the test then, no calculator?? Romantic

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@__m_i_g

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@__m_i_g The time has come

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

Pyramid schemes can happen to you! Watch out for these key warning signs:
-exactly four (4) triangles
-lots of rocks
-Brendan Fraser is back
-It's 1999 again
-High priest Imhotep is trying to sell you some juice that doesn't taste that good.

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@__m_i_g I love gloop and gunk. The best food groups

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@ErocKrinsky

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@ErocKrinsky I did that exact thing 2 years ago. Fun but you don’t get to sleep at all

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@NatylyeG Buy smaller cucumbers and you can

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@__m_i_g If you buy one I will give you $20

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

I am very excited to announce the launch of a product I designed! Intek’s new Low Flow Controller is now available, visit https://t.co/n8KS9LKkeM for more details!

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@MLE_Online If you’re interested in making one of these I happen to have a very detailed solidworks model of the one I own.

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@emma_slinky @__m_i_g I just bought 8 ESWs so I have spares

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@MLE_Online

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

reject embrace
modernity tradition

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@__m_i_g @emma_slinky Was it russel

[Sofia Crespo 🪸 @soficrespo91]

𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗛𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗫𝗜𝗩 ~ 🐟🌀

[Matt Charleston @M_Charleston59]

@Sarah_Parker23 @Amy_Parker456 I like how @annep901 isn’t an exception