Mack Gordon

Professional potato chip mixologist. Clouds are beneath me. All around chill guy tryna share w/ the world.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(616): Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.

[KTLA @KTLA]

Jury convicts Louisiana man in fatal shooting of former USC football and NFL player Joe McKnight https://t.co/B2HTDnHulY

[Mack Gordon @MackPenn]

@JustMuteMeNow 😭😭😭😭

[KTLA @KTLA]

Former Disney Star Adam Hicks Arrested in Connection With 4 Armed Robberies in Burbank https://t.co/cHDVZNpGBW

[Mack Gordon @MackPenn]

Shit talk live from UK early mornings never get old

[Mack Gordon @MackPenn]

"The donny Ray J" .. 😭😭 https://t.co/r8YoVK46q6

[Mack Gordon @MackPenn]

Squeaky Appelbaum https://t.co/gxHGIdd98b

[3HL @3HL1045]

What would your XFL name be? @AllanBell247 suggested using your 1st pet’s name and your kindergarten teacher’s last name. #My3HLXFLName

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Game Changer: Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta United find that fans spent more money even though they had the lowest concession prices in American pro sports https://t.co/CeNyidhrRi

[Derek Bodner @DerekBodnerNBA]

The #sixers hold opponents to 56.3% on shots inside 6', which is more than 5% lower than average, the best in the league. I wonder if there's anyone you can attribute that to. 🤔

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Wait, a "Murphy Brown" reboot? That's crazy. That show was from a very, very different era, back when the vice president of the United States was a vapid, regressive conservative from Indiana.

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

She almost shook her hand to get the filth off. Lmao https://t.co/SJWMHYwSh9

[Larry Jones, Sr @LarryJonesSr1]

@RealCJ10 Humbled by your achievements. Thrilled for you, son. Enjoy your day. You earned it!

[Shane Gilarinjdkjfnf Alexander @MrGChristopher]

If it doesn't involve harassing black and brown people, don't expect American police to help you with ANYTHING.

[Shane Gilarinjdkjfnf Alexander @MrGChristopher]

If you somehow didn't know already, listening to and reading true crime stories shows you how useless and incompetent American police are.

[Craig's VCR @Craigs_VCR]

Our money still has slave owners on it.

You will be okay Josh. https://t.co/r0imEWczY5

[Mack Gordon @MackPenn]

Bachman Jax undefeated

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

my new favorite NFL Draft thing is "Josh Allen is actually so good that it's functionally impossible for other humans to play alongside him"

[plain pat @DrunkUncleP]

Smh a fuckin thread https://t.co/qd8UsUpMqT