Mack

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

@FWPlayboy Me: “Do you want to see my puppy*? But you have to promise you’ll not laugh.”

Every Tinder date: “Why, is he missing a leg or something?”

Me: “It’s hard to describe. You’ll see.”

Tinder date sees puppy. Laughs.

1h later puppy watches us fuck.

* Puppy = stuffed toy from IKEA

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

Harvey Specter if he derped as hard as humanly possible.

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

Fair. I was a solid 9.

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

Cock carousel officially extended until menopause

[Prakash @8teAPi]

Stunning. Have babies from your skin cells. Infertility is over. Freezing eggs. Over. IVF. Over.

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

Thanks for tapping out lil bro.

[Wifi Money Plant @WifiMoneyPlant]

Ugly truth most males won’t admit:

There is a “wall” for males as well.

No, you don’t “peak at 35” or 40 or whatever the hell masculinity dudes are telling you.

20-25 yo girls would want to be with someone 3-5 years older not a 40 yo grandpa

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

Don't worry, we take good care of zoomer girls.

[Literally Chad @literally_chad]

Once again pointing out that Zoomers aren't having sex; I'm sure the outliers are crazy but the trend is sexlessness.

"No that's just the women" bro I bet you that in 5 years we have the highest rate of 30 year old female virgins in history.

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

Pictured below

The sheer size of this cope.

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

Girls from the US are a lot more attractive than EU simply because the gene pool was devastated during WW2. All the good genes died in war, while the physically unfit stayed back and reproduced.

Genetics are the number one factor in looks, but Looksmaxing still can bring success. So im going to offer my looksmaxing course 50% off to the French because not only do they need it, but they also cant afford it at full ticket.

[maddyy @localsweety]

getting married at 19 before you actually experience college life and find yourself is actually terrifying

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

@47fucb4r8c69323 Man I wonder what Tinytrip is doing these days.

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

The simple reason why black pill is a global phenomenon is because a large number of young men are just sitting at home and rotting. If they stepped outside for a sec they'd see how behavior trumps looks which is the only counterexample you need to invalidate the black pill.

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

@m3_atloaf Nothing personal, Clav just has shit taste in women

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

"How many hertz is that?"

"?? What"

"Your voice, you sound like a m-"

Glance at her neck to check for an Adam's apple.

"Oh thank god"

"What?!"

"Thought you were transitioning or something."

Chuckle, look away

[Dodgeclip @m3_atloaf]

SPARKS seen flying between Clavicular and Stacy in Paris. Bro might really be CATCHING FEELINGS💗.

They don't call Paris "the city of love" for nothing!!😝

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

Brutal shoulder-to-hip and waist-to-hip ratio.

[World Athletes @world_athelete]

Sydney Masciarelli - UNC Track and Field

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

lmao, one of the funniest memes I've ever seen in my life

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

Syntax is invented, semantics are discovered

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

Where do you fall on the mathematical ideological spectrum?

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

It's 2093.

After decades of breakthroughs in AI, gene editing, and space travel, the global dating market sentiment remains unchanged:

Women are whores, and Chad still won't commit.

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

@coldcallsniper

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Dating in your 30s teaches you that chemistry is easy to find, but emotional maturity, consistency, and accountability are rare. Anyone can create a spark, but not everyone knows how to maintain something real.

[🦢 Brittany Venti @BrittanyXVenti]

Women are getting racist

[Mack @MackTheReturnOf]

"When I have my first conversation with a guy I should always be impressed and very interested in what he is saying/doing, right? The conversation should be about him, right? What else?"

Epstein: "anal.. butt ass."

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

https://t.co/GFfob61imm