Mack Morris

Penguins fan in Blue Jacket land.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Sneedle @SRamirez68083]

I don’t know what to call this kind of psychosis were people will engage on deep analysis of stuff from movies ir shows as if they were real.

The star destroyer was designed to look cool in a movie and the rebellion overperformed because the movie was written like that.

[Slander University @TheSlanderU]

Sark:“We could go undefeated with our 2s and 3s playing the schedule”.

McGuire: play us with your ones we will pay the buyouts

Texas Fans: wait wait wait *insert excuses why we can’t play*

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The unaltered 1977 Star Wars returns to the big screen February 19, 2027, for a limited 50th anniversary run.
For a taster, here’s the original 12-minute Battle of Yavin exactly as it played in ’77, for the true Star Wars diehards.
Legendary cinema.

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

I have a soyjak of this somewhere in my camera roll

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If abortion is “murder,” then parents refusing a simple vitamin K shot to prevent their newborn from bleeding to death should be too.

[Nathan Baird @nwbaird]

When the SEC wins national championships: "It's because we're so battle tested."
When the SEC doesn't win national championships: "It's because we're too battle tested."

Just a deeply unserious group of people.

[Stefan Krajisnik @skrajisnik3]

When the SEC was winning titles, it was because the tough schedule prepared them. When the SEC isn’t winning titles, it’s because the schedule is too tough.

Don’t bother with this

[RichaChadha @RichaChadha]

Die old man. Die soon and painfully. Die with a gunshot wound to your back. Die alone.

Coward.

[Deadlydill @Deadlydillgame]

Please don’t let the combat be like Kingdom Come for the Middle Earth Game 🤞🏻

[Andrew Gebo @GeboMpls]

“As soon as we fix the problem we created, we can focus on fixing the other problems that we also created.”

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

>win re-election consistently for the last 14 years
>mildly criticize Israel once
>instantly lose
Interesting.

[MrBujok @BujokMr]

This is so won’t be able to sue the data centers for poisoning the water supply

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

I've watched this way too many times. 😆

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We're in a weird era where a guy gets publicly shamed for running his sprinklers on a Tuesday, while a data center the size of a Costco quietly drains a reservoir so AI can generate a picture of your cat as a medieval knight. And the data center gets a tax incentive for it.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

Watching their little “angry stomping” suddenly feels… unbearably cute 🥰😘

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

The Future is 𝐍𝐨𝐰.